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piggy banks

I've just seen that certain banks are going to ban piggy banks. Whats in the minds of the people who think up these idiotic and dangerous ideas, It's them that stir up racial unrest in the country....

darkstar

pop up

I keep getting a pop up (movieland) saying I have had the 3 day free trail now I need to pay to stop pop up ,Don;t remember asking for it, and certainly don't want it, Any Ideas how to stop it

nedflanders

What would you rather be a Hen or a Dog?

Tom always kissed his wife, crawled into bed and fell asleep. All of a sudden, in the middle of the night, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a white robe standing in front of his bed."What...

baileybobs

5 sports

can you name 5 sports with a net but no ball? so far i've got: fishing, ice hockey, badminton and discus. someone has said boxing, but where is the net? please help me!

darkstar

weddings

Is it true when the bride enters the church the first 3 things that come to mind. The isle the alter and the hymn then she says < I'll alter him>

johnny5

beastiality

is it going to the dogs ?

Rubyrose

For Christ sake!

I for one am really pi$$ed off that by the time I have kids and send them off to school they will more than likely no longer celebrate 'Christmas' and related traditional events! This really upsets me...

smurfchops

Droopy Roses

My sister in law bought me some lovely pink roses when she came to stay on Saturday but although the vase has plenty of fresh water, all the heads and the leaves have completed drooped. Why?

burnhal

Trick or treat

So.... do you like the little blighters coming round to your door, hammering away til you open the door and give them sweeties??? Or do you hate it?

dotjhawkes

This is not an Imposter this is me

I got fed up of waiting for the Ed to get through all the rubbish that has gone on, this is now my own name again, ED can cancel the other two, I will email her shortly. If anyone tries to report this...

Hayley*

Ok

I know that you all said it wasnt a dating site, but the truth is i am kind of lonely. I am 45 years old and am not the most attractive lasy at all, but, I do have a great personality and have a GSOH....

mrspswayze

Hi Darkstar

This is Dot, some u -know- wot stole my ID last Friday and as yet I have not had it returned! Did u speak to Ian Callaghan? (lol)

Hayley*

Hello

shonna

hello from Wisconsin (USA)

How is everyone today?

henrymullen

fa cup

which player played in a cup final at wembley and he never kicked the ball and he won a winners medal THIS IS NOT A TRICK QUESTION

darkstar

dothawkes

Dot I have just been with Ian Callaghan. I'm right in thinking that you once told me you had your photo taken with Ian in Ormskirk in the 70s. Well yes he does remember it. the shop was a record shop...

SEXY67

Non Smoking !!

Its only early days yet but its 3 days now since i have had a cigarette, i cannot believe how much easier my breathing is, I know i have still got a long way to go but i am determined to do it, Can...