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jokes

what's the best/worst joke you've ever heard? i heard the best knock knock joke the other day - knock knock, who's there, bigish, bigish who? no thanks pal.....ha ha ha

fallguy

TV Card

I'v got an Hauppauge WinTV 88x TV card, and it works perfect only there's no sound. Anyone know how to fix it or know where i can download some better drivers??

getnyrb

Clint Eastwood

In what film did Clint say'you remind me of dog s***, there's three things that happen to dog s***...................' ?

darth vader

perpetual motion machine which sits in the Science Museum, London England....

.....has the answer been given away yet? or are they still pretending it's an unsolved mystery? (Been a few years since i went there)

vittoria

C-sections

I have read the recent reports about NICE's guidelines to make women who are 'too posh to push' go for vaginal deliveries instead. I can't tell you how insulting I find these views. I was severely...

darth vader

Leeds UTD RIP 2004

oh well the inevitable happened and we're playing div1 footy next season - quality venues such as Stoke, Preston and West Ham (sorry streetski, only joking). So anyone got a good word to say about...

misk111

Birmingham to Drumnadrochit

Has anyone here driven from Birmingham to Drumnadrochit, Invernessshire? If so, how long will it take please? The AA website says 9 hours! That cant be right. Can it ?!?!

aberdeen_ox

Why do commentators refer to players who have just scored as having hit 'the back of the net'? As anyone can see, hitting the back of the net counts for absolutely nothing. Unless of course it's been...

jenstar

Does Dolly Parton sleep in a bag?

Explain this please! A character said it on 'Taggart' last night and obviously it means the same as 'Is the Pope a Catholic?' - but WHY? Why would it be obvious that Dolly Parton sleeps in a bag,...

slimjim

nice celebs

Friday in the office and today's topic is 'name a celeb that no-one has a bad word to say about'. So far we have Bill Oddie and Trevor McDonald. Not a great start. Any more ideas?

brida

Superglue

Any ideas how to get a drop of superglue off wool trousers? I've scraped off as much as I can but some of it is stuck hard!

summerlovin'

Washing up liquid

Do you have to rinse after using washing up liquid? I never do, my parents say I'm lazy and wrong. (Not that it's got anything to do with how I wash up). Can it leave a residue which is harmful?

Streetski

Celebrity chefs

Who is a better tv celebrity chef, Gary Rhodes or Gordon Ramsey?

velleman

tv advert

what advert used tasty tasty very very tasty

happyrhodes

clearing ram

can I clear ram memory any other way than rebooting?

lisa74656

House Deeds Transfer

My partners father wants to sign his house over to him rather that leave it to him in his wil (to try and avoid the dreaded inheritance tax!). What would be the easiest and most cost effective way of...

Bindi

World wide jump!!

What would happen if everybody in the world jumped at exactly the same time?

diane1

Plant name pronunciation

I really love my garden and I feel I know quite a deal about plants and horticulture but when it comes to calling plants by their 'posh' name I'm snookered I just can't pronounce it right. I was told...

Dave Potts

'Good' wine and hangovers

I'm often told that 'good wine' doesn't give you a hangover. In spite of years of trying I don't suffer from hangovers myself and as far as I'm concerned ALL wine is good (urf, urf) but have always...

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