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I'm in deep sh!t

Yesterday, I had a bad twinge on the left of my abdomen (in the area of the spleen). Today, I woke up with swollen glands and pains in my ears. And I've got lumps in my armpits. These are all the same...

DebsyDoo

Tip of the day . . .

Mornin' all ! Just for a laugh - Why don't we have a "tip of the day thread" ? "Tips" can be daft, useful, funny or serious . . . Let's see what comes up !!

chrisrob

ecstasy

Although I don't usually do drugs, I was tempted when I was offered some new, unusual ecstasy. Just then the police raided. I looked out of the window. It was too far to jump but I didn't want to be...

CrazyCathy

mrsa

Had some swabs taken for this but unsure why - my consultant had just ordered an MRI scan. He's not very approachable so I didn't like to ask why and the nurse who took it said Mr S has ordered it. Do...

Naomicorlett

Are you baking today?

I have been baking for mother's day tea tomorrow .( Will raise a tea cup to my late mum) I have made apple and walnut cake, little choc cakes with philly icing, mini cheese and chive scones, Some sort...

silka

Mothers Day

tomorrow. I dread it every year as my daughter disappeared 1/1 /99 and I have heard nothing from her since. I have no other family, and few friends. It affected me badly. I go to work and carry on as...

devil99

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

My daughters fella has dumped her after 3 yrs together So my question is how much do you want to go and kneecap him??? sensible offers only!!

rocascool

Fillet Steak

looking for a tasty, quick recipe for fillet steak, any ideas?? Cheers

legendis.god

should i ?

Tonite should i have the bhuna? or the tikkamasdala? knobby i wont be online in the indian but may log on afetr 11 to say hi yeehawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww unless im out in the leather chaps and pink cowboy...

Jan1957

FAO JoggerJayne

5 - 0 Jayne? What's going on? Expect you will be out celebrating tonight. I know I will as Liverpool thrashed Man U. Got poker tonight so hope I win at that as well. To be quite honest the last few...

mrs.chappie

How close are you and your partner?

Close enough to share one of these? <img src="http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j5/harknessdrive/2-seater-toilet-300x3001.jpg" border="0" alt="two-seater loo"> Euwwwwwww!!!!!!!

sara3

villa holidays

I always book with jamesvillas, but can anyone recommend a similar company? hassle free, villa and flights. thanks :o)

tiggerblue10

Just eaten...

...2 boiled eggs and 2 toast. I'm still feeling hungry!!!

Bbbananas

Don't you just hate it...

... when you go a little bit pink in the face, either through embarrassment or feeling a bit uncomfortable, & some idiot shouts out at the top of their voice "Look - so&so's gone all red....."....

TWR

Oldham? Burnley? Blackburn? Now Luton? Is it all over the country?

Has the kettle started to boil? Is the lid Glued in place, What is going to be the outcome?

McMouse

An Amish boy and his father were in a mall.

They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The father...

Kazzarooney

Where would you recommend?...

Cyprus or Greece, me and my partner and we have a son 7 and daughter 15. We want a hotel, half board, near the beach and if youv'e stayed there, even better. Looking to go last week in July for 2...

dizzle1234

big pores

i suffer with very noticible pores on my nose and cheeks can anyone tell me how i may reduce these, i have to be carefull as i have really oily skin

christine847

OMG its snowing.....................

here in Northampton..............anyone else got any?

BockingBob

A bloke in a pub....

A bloke in a pub looks towards the fire and sees a huge dog licking its balls and says " I wish I could do that " . The landlord says " Well throw it a crisp it might let you "

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