Thor, the Viking God of Thunder, and his pal Bob, were up in Valhalla, when suddenly Thor said to Bob "Bob, it's been a long time now. I REALLY need to have sex..." Bob stood and pondered for a while,...
A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the...
Good morning fruit eaters of the world. Could anyone advise what the patchy white coating is that you often find on plums, grapes, etc? Is it some naturally occurring or is it PESTICIDE? I thank you...
it's a really rotten day today, i've walked my dog to the other end of my village to pick my car up from the pub ( i left it there, was only going to have a couple, ended up having a bit more!!) then...
As quite a few of you know, my daughter was expecting twins, however we were recently advised that she was having what is termed a Mono-amniotic pregnancy, and that the outcome wasn't great. During...
You know sometimes you wake up with a song or an image in your head? Well, for some reason I woke up with an image from a film or TV show, and I really need someone to know what it is, else I may go...
hi does anyone know where i send my sons letter to santa so that he has a reply back, when i was a child we just put in the post box with santa on it and got a reply but i tried that last year for my...
1. Have you got a cat, dog or goldfish. 2. Ladies..Do all your undies match or some old thing will do.... For the men..if you went bald would you shave it off or grow a ponytail. 3. Can you reach to...
Me and my partner are looking to buy a dog. What breeds are the most loyal with the best personality. Im only small so big dogs are out the question. Also any dog names suggestions would be good as i...
Ladies Does anybody know where I can get the above for my xmas do?? Have you seen any in shops? I dont want it tight fitting round waist as I am a voluptuous lady!!! thanx
A farmer buys several pigs, hoping to breed them for ham, bacon, etc. After several weeks, he notices that none of the pigs are getting pregnant and he calls a vet for help. The vet tells the farmer...
Mrs 4GS never eats red meat, however, tonight she is working late, so, the kitchen is mine and I'm having Grilled Steak Garlic mashed potatoes Fried Onions What you all having?
Morning all. Just a general question on parking in Manchester City Centre. Will be travelling up from the Midlands for the Sex Pistols gig at the MEN on Sat 17th Nov by car, but would like to spend...
