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confucius said

Only hang clothes in wardrobe not your self

can anyone give me any tips on how to lose weight ? i have cut out most things like fats ,sugars ect eating less iam 58 and over weight by about 2st my gp just tells me not to worry but i do ,i try to...

sleekit-kate

i can see clearly now

i have new specs from 'spec -savers' or is it rose coloured glasses? what are popular sayings with a colour in them eg=in the red

McMouse

What do atheists yell

when they have an orgasm?

knobbynonut5

omg

Its been so ferkin funny on here today and tonight but I must bid you farewell for the night. So g'night folks. LMFNO

dot.haukes

Now that is really clever

not only have they managed to get mu name registered on the site, which is ridiculous unless they have used that woingdings thingy, they have copied and pasted a thread of mine that was...

zzxxee

my 17 year old daughter fainted

yesterday said she wasnt hungry shes not pregnant what could be the cause do you think??

marksweeney

Ashes to Ashes

Ashes to Ashes Episode 4 of Series 2 shown last week.There was a song playing in the background at the start when they were in Luigi's.Can anyone please tell me the title and artist please?

Auntiemoll

Blackbirds

We have two baby fledgling blackbirds on our lawn being fed by their parents, surely this is too early in the year for the babies to have been born, fed in the nest and now being weaned anyone else...

dot.hawkes��

How many id's do you think one person could actually register on this site?

a) one b) several c) infinitesimal amount d) as many as knobby.

joggerjayne

if this was a dream, there'd be rum

Is this a dream? No. Of course ... if this was a dream, there'd be rum. Capt Jack Sparrow But if it was your dream, what would there be ??? For me ... popcorn. Buckets and buckets of popcorn.

SurreyGuy

Any tips on dealing with a dog that has separation anxiety?

I've recently got a 9-month-old labrador/staffy cross and he's LOVELY! The only problem is that he doesn't like being left on his own. He goes mad (barking and scratching at the door) when I leave the...

carter69

hands up

if you've had one of those days

No,Knowledge

ok , does typing 'i'm crazy'

every 3rd post, actually mean you are crazy?

devilspawn

Best and worst.........chat-up lines

What are the best or worst you have heard or used. Mine was when this chap I was (reluctantly) dancing with uttered the immortal lines "Do you come here often?"..... we were at a...

curvybird

Terms of endearment

I'm from Derbyshire so it's ' duck '. Where are u from and what would u call me if ya met me ? ( curvybird dunt count btw ) x

Charisse

I like Chatterbank because.....?

of the sparkling (t)wit! PMSL! And you? Why do you like it "here"? :0]

zzxxee

favorite school dinner

ever?

zzxxee

whats the most romantic thing

you have done for anyone?

Bbbananas

Gene Hunt - Cockney rhyming slang?

When told in last night's episode that in years to come he & his mates would be asking for a Back, Sac & Crack - he pipes up "Wassat then? A new type of Yuppie Rice Krispie?"

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confucius said

weight problem

i can see clearly now

What do atheists yell

omg

Now that is really clever

my 17 year old daughter fainted

Ashes to Ashes

Blackbirds

How many id's do you think one person could actually register on this site?

if this was a dream, there'd be rum

Any tips on dealing with a dog that has separation anxiety?

hands up

ok , does typing 'i'm crazy'

Best and worst.........chat-up lines

Terms of endearment

I like Chatterbank because.....?

favorite school dinner

whats the most romantic thing

Gene Hunt - Cockney rhyming slang?

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