Nurses aren't supposed to laugh.... "Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then,"...
A millionaire was outside the gate of Heaven. "Well, are you going to let me in, then? St Peter said, "what have you done to deserve entrance to the celestial kingdom?" The man said,...
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied...
Does anyone know whether the British play this game more than the other participating nations? The game runs in Nine countries - the UK, the Republic of Ireland, Spain, Portugal, France, Belgium,...
Good morning everyone - from a very hot down south, where the temp will get to about 39d just because it wants to and the household is all lying around in the coolest spots it can find !! And to top...
......... in 50 years time but, will be sorry my grandchildren will, unless they have immigrated to somewhere nice like AUS!
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At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish. Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go...
people out there posted a link for a free hosting site to enable an ABer to post pics. I've looked but can't find it. I would be grateful if you could post it again. TIA
I have 4 bottles of champagne given to me over the years but unopened. The oldest is eight yers old. They have been stored on their side but are subject to the regular temperature changes you would...
Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was After Eight. They got off at Quality Street. He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole" she said with a Wispa."I'm...
Is there a limit to how many questions an ABer can ask in a short space of time? I only ask as one Aber has asked 23 since Monday, not that it affects me, the only downside is that other questions get...
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice. After positioning her comfy footstool, she started...
