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Help Need Jokes About The Tax Man...Urgent!

I need a few short jokes about the tax man to write in a card for my very good friend's birthday...trouble is I need it now (literally). The ones I've found on line are either to long winded, repeated...

David44

whats this song

Who sung this song and whats the title? Hold me baby drive me crazy touch me baby all nite long make me love u, kiss and hug u touch me baby all nite long

jumbokey

Road Tax

Are we still permitted a 10 day period of grace on the expiry of the current Road Tax.? My insurers (Saga) don't put insurance details on the Big Brother computer for about 3 days into the new tax...

kira000

How to get oil out of carpet??!

Evening All, We are clearing out the spare room, which has been home to my OH's various Motorbike parts/tools, DIY stuff and general crud! Now that the carpet is becoming visible again, there are some...

jamohilton

what somg

what is the song called and who is it by, with the lyrics "shouting larger larger larger" ?

steve1

brakes

wear sensors on front brakes on a nissan tino se ?

sharex

newlec alarm systems

i have a newlec alarm system fitted it says infinate on the console but keeps going off on its own

steak4me

intruder alarm

I have a 9448 intruder alarm fitted and today for no reason the internal alarm started. When I looked the tamper button was lit up.Have got the alarm back to normal but wondering what could have...

Andrew69

4 gang switch

I have a four gang switch. One switch operates an external light which works fine, one operates a single halagen ceiling light, the other a ceiling light which is also operated by a second switch, the...

gina32

security alarm

my electric went of during the night for a time and now i cant get my security alarm to work, it wouldnt switch off,no matter what i did and carried on sounding the alarm and lights flashing for...

petesgrayz

Shower

I have a plumbed in shower as opposed to an electric one. When you get in it's fine but after about 2 mins the pressure drops and theres only a trickle. Is it the shower or is there a problem with the...

lillibel

Lights with 100w bulbs-help!

My 3- armed brass coloured ceiling light has broken and I need to replace it..however I can't find one which takes 100w bulbs..ones with 60w are just too dim for the room..I've got plenty of bulbs but...

smurfchops

Cobwebs

What causes them, is it just a build up of dust or is it spiders?

eitherofus

Change fuse box

Our bungalow is 12 years old. We want some electric lights in the loft and lanterns outside. We have been told we have to have a new fuse box because ours doesn't have circuit breakers. Is this right?...

wendilla

tax excempt

are cars ect over 25 years old still excempt from road tax. I have googled and says yes but that was dated 2007 so was wondering if they still are. Thanks

marand93

fields of athenry

Need to find a true rock version of this classic Celtic tune. Dont want any punk or techno version, just a good anthemic rock version. Any suggestions?

anncarn

Ford fusion Brake lights

my brake lights are on all the time when I am driving. I have hade the switch changed last month,but not the problem is happening again. What could the problem be

anglosearche

LED lightbulbs

how can I compare the light output from an led lightbulb when compared to a standard filament type bulb.

suzanneb

spotlights!!!help please

were thinking of having spotlights fitted in our hall as we have a long hall but the light is situated at one end so by having spotlights we could throw the light across, however, the halogen one are...

pureevoke

Broadband Drop out

Every time I pick up either of my phones broadband drops out. This has only happened recently. I have tried changing filters without any improvement. no cabling has been altered. Any Ideas out there.

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