what is your best attribute? by that what i mean is physically . for example is it your smile , your teeth? for the ladies it might be your legs etc? for guys it might be yuor six pack or even just...
has anyone seen the series, pond life? (dolly pond)? trying to explain to friends why i have this name!! a friend came to my house laughin his socks off, saying it was me! and i was famous, charming
My question to you all is are you all a a bit crazey on a scale of 1 -100 how you think you registra on the crazy scalle I am 99% proof so if you think you are better than me come on and proove it
A couple of vampires are out doing their weekly groceries when all of a sudden a man jumps up onto their shoulders, grabs a couple of items from the top shelf, stuff them into his jacket and runs off....
I'd like you to rate this joke for me. IE: is it funny or not? "A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun - they just don't remember who with. " Now tell me if thats funny or not. I'm...
last year my daughter purchased a house for ?239,000. they have recently got into financial difficulties and need to resell the house only to be told that it was overvalued and that it is actually...
Afternoon All, As requested by the lovely but apparently noisy Pippa Is trumping in front of your partner acceptable? And so I don't have to start another thread... peeing in the shower? Come on,...
thanks to everyone for their kinds words etc - Still no Chester, we've combed the neighbourhood put up posters, contacted the council, vets, Blue Cross etc... guess its just a waiting game now I'll...
Precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks "Excuthe me, do you have any widdle wabbits" The shopkeepers heart melts, he gets down on one knee and says "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a...
Right, Im not being funny but why is everyone over looking that fact that Mother McCann gave her child sleeping pills and went out for a meal? Would everyone be so sensitive if this woman was a 22yr...
A tourist walked into a Brighton curio/antique shop. After looking around for a while, he noticed a very life-like bronze Statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but it was so striking that he decided...
Am currently selling me house. I have just recieved a letter saying that I have to pay ?140 to norwich union as apparenly the property is on the boundary of a parish. whcih does have a potential...
the back of the house is a flat roof extension, and some of the street have a slanted roof instead. our neighbours when they're drunk keep climbing on our flat roof to get into their garden. we've...