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rubbish removal

i have been offered a property by birmingham city council there are 2 overgrown trees blocking the kitchen window would i have to take them down and remove them or would the do this

hotpink

treadmills at home

how many of you have treadmills and exercise equipment at home... and actually use them?

rosandjohn

Garden Office

I want to have a garden office, some where I can retreat to do some work undisturbed. I have no idea where to start anyone got any ideas suggestions, do and donts. thankyou

josaphine32

I had a phone call from the vets the other day to ask me if i would be willing to take on another cat as the rspca found her in a terrible state with her collar imbedded under her armpitt, The vets...

Goodsoulette

Getting riled about this more and more.

I have recently dumped all my kids old clothes on freecycle. Which is great but when I went to pick up the kids from school the other day, I noticed one of the kids who is 5 but small for his age,...

legend007

ab user??

real person? with a severe mental disability? fake username to annoy folk ? highly likely . are we bothered? not really let the games begin lol

Emu2005

Careers advice??

Hi, I am so bored at work and don't think I can stand my job much more. I'm an accountant, but I really don't want to do this any more. Unfortunately, I have no idea what I would actually like to do....

funkymoped

who wants foreigners in this country of OURS ???

does ANYONE honestly think we live in a world of racial harmony ???????? there are so many things i hate about britain... why should i pretend i enjoy foreigners ? why should i pretend i like working...

Jillius

What do you call an Asian Karaoke singer?

What do you call an Asian Karaoke singer? Gerrupta Singh

carrust

Home improvement.

Q.How do you sell a Scotsman double glazing. A.Tell him his kids can't hear the ice cream van.

Whickerman

Are you male, female, neither, both, or confused?

Simply can't tell from some usernames - but I can guess from some posts...!

Neilzulu1

I am sorry aswell

What do you call an Asian between 2 houses? Ali.

chimney

A man phones..............

directory enquiries and says," I'm looking for John Smith" The operator says "we have a lot of John Smiths listed, do you have a street name?" the man says.. "Well my mates call me Jazzy Fizzle but I...

wakeover

Venison

My mate texted me the other day and said, Bro, I need your help. A bloke in the pub offered my eight legs of venison for ?50. Is that too dear?

gumboil

Cracking Irish Joke

An Irish schoolteacher asks her class to use the word "contagious." Roland, the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious." "Well done Roland,"...

Petal~flower

What the housemates did next

How big are their egos!

sidkid

Inflatable....

Inflatable boy being disciplined by his inflatable headmaster for smuggling pins into his inflatable...

dolly pond

A nun was lying in the bath..............

A nun was lying in the bath when she heard a knock at the door. "who is it she cries?" "its the blind man" "well thats ok then, come on in" "Here it is, ready to hang" its funnier on vicar or dibley...

terraphoto

Kitten can't cover properly in the litter tray

We have two kittens one male and one female. When they use the tray the male can spend ten minutes fiddling about with the litter until he's happy, but the female can't cover using the litter and ends...