watched a bit of him on paul o'grady today, and the more i see of him the more camper he gets and isnt he putting on a lot of weight, michael ball i mean not paul!
A Young man called Bill wanted to buy a Xmas present for his new girlfriend. They hadnt been seeing each other for very long an she lived a considerable distance away. He consulted wit his sister an...
I stiill cant think of what to buy for my 29 yr old, chinese, like films, internet etc. her mp3 plater is broken but she is borrowing mine now! Her digital camera is broken too. What shall I getr...
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a...
Bit weird this. I usually play footy on a Friday evening but this week I've arranged to go on a residential course to learn about cob building. Ordinarily this would be great but this week one of the...
hi, i went to the hospital the other day and the babys growth is decreasing the doctor didnt explain what he was going on about just said that i was to go back to the hospital every tuesday and...
The latest, club craze is to fill a womans f.......ny with vodka then suck it out using a straw, Health experts are now warning about, the dangers of MINGE DRINKING CARPET MUNCHING HOSPITALS ARE FULL...
i have just bought a game for my pc and i installed it then when i want to play on it it says that i have no free disc space the game that i have got is command and conquer and it can be run in win98...
A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning where her Daddy is reading the paper. "Where does poo come from?" she asks. Father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter is...
She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend...
I have noticed that some people post total tripe, giggly nonsense, mostly women it has to be said, and I do wonder if other sensible people worry that their serious questions about immersion heaters...