Heya! Finalyy ive saved up a good ?100 to buy sum uggs of ebay. But now im stuck on which colour! Which one is most practical and the most fashionable? blacl? chesnut? Sand? or maybe chesnut? xxx
What is the best vacuum cleaner. I have a Henry at the moment but he doesn't have spinning brushes, like you get on an upright. I need these spinning, beating brushes as there are four long-haired...
to a british gas guy or a builder, someone useful like that!! Where can I find such men? All the guys in my life are losers (God I hope none of them ever read this!)
I wonder why I am feeling the worst stress after having come through almost 2 years of hell, even though things are much better. I pulled double duty at work for 8 months then had to help orientate a...
Man comes home early from work, goes upstairs and finds his wife on the bed in her underwear. She is breathing heavily. She says she is having a heart attack. He rushes downstairs to phone for an...
Little boy playing with his train, his mum overhears him say 'all you b@stards getting off, f*ck off. All you b@stards getting on, f*cking hurry up'. Mum sends him to his room for 2 hours untill he...
I woke up this morning dreaming VERY clearly: I was on a cruise ship where there were also loads os soldiers(!) and one went berserk and in front of me, started to hack peoples heads off and dismember...
Hi all, I am feeling a bit sorry for myself tonight and am all alone (well kids are in bed) and just need to have a bit of a heart-pouring out session - hope that's ok. Four weeks ago, I kicked my...
A young Irish girl is thumbing a lift . A lorry driver spots this girl at the side of the road, stops and offers her a lift. Gladly she accepts and climbs into the cab. They get chatting as the lorry...
whats your `party trick? can u hold a pint between your boobs? or apply lipstick from there like molly ringwold' can you drink copious amoubnnts of lager or are you otherwise talented ? spill the...
For about a year and a half now, my urine has had a really strong unpleasant odor, that is so bad when I finish using the bathroom I need to spray some air freshener and close the door, and sometimes...
What is it with my luck , if you can say that , he he , when I am in the mixed ward in hospital . I spent last night in a high dependancy unit with an equal mix of male and females. 3 of the men were...