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Barbershop Wisdom

An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and a haircut, but he tells the barber he can't get all his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball...

mesmerred

Dairy foods and weight loss

A friend told me of a recent tv programme about food and weight loss. It was a long programme which exploded myths about slow metabolism etc. Apparently they talked about some research by two women...

Jemisa

Guess My Weight?

On their first date, Joe took Rose to the carnival. When he asked her what she wanted to do first, Rose replied, "Get weighed." So Joe took her to the man with the scale who guesses people's weight....

filthiestfis

diet pills

There are lots of diet pills being sold on Holland & Barretts, do any of them work? Has anyone here tried pills that have made them lose weight?

Jemisa

Scotch!..

A man walks into a pub and says to the barman, ‘I want you to give me a 12-year scotch, and don’t try to fool me, because I can tell the difference.’ The barman is sceptical and decides to try...