dothawkes Member Profile in The AnswerBank

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The Ed

Can you all stop quizzing the Ed about his whereabouts and possible female gender? I personally believe the Ed is a big strong silent (ish) brute of a man, defending us the little people. Please dont...

buttons

Chinese - the Dilemma

Ive decided that since Mr Buttons is working a late shift tonight and wont be home till about 11ish that im going to have a chinese tonight to save me cooking. What should i have? What is...

dothawkes

Humorous questions

This has probably cropped up before guys, but I have an inordinate amount of time on my hands due to my back injury from earlier in the week and so I have been trawling the topics, as you do. ...

Smithy82

Stud Rooster

>A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his>chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, >"OK old fart, time for you to retire.">The old...

Dakota

Hello!!!

:-) after getting a slap on the wrist from the Big Ed and giving him a promise not to be bad again I have re-registered and I'm baaaaaaaack!!! woo hoo!

BetsyLou

Traditional Men

I am writing a paper about men and how they are written abount in women's magazines. I can't think of a clever-sounding title! Any ideas that aren't 'boys will be boys' would be appreciated......

Zen

Political correctness

At least someone agrees political correctness works both ways.Any comments folks ? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/200 5/09/07/ngipsy07.xml

nedflanders

What celebrity are you most like?

Heres my opinion on you: Pixi - Kylie Champagne - Drew Barrymore Johnny05 - Johnny Knoxville Georgi - Charlize Theron Ned - Mr Bean Deesel's big pal - Fat Ba$ta*d from Austin Powers ...

Louisebabe

Record No1 when you were born..........?

Hi. Want to know what record was No1 the dayyou were born? Try this then................www.everyhit.com/dates Mine was "Distant Drums" Jim Reeves Ha, ha!! How embarassing!! Great fun!

Andy008

Sam Mitchell arrested

If Sam Mitchell was arrested for ABH and criminal damage, how can the police remand her for Den's murder? Surely she would have to be charged for them to do that and there is only circumstantial...

topkapi

Brainteaser

I know the answer so have not posted it on the quiz site but for a bit of fun do you know what PERU and ALASKA have in common.

b13thy

Satan!

Does the devil have a christian name?

johntheplamf

Mental

Why do allt he women on CB seem to be?

whiffey

I'm off to bed now

Effing good job too I hear you cry. BUT, if there is any really fit woman out there wants a meaningful relationship with a man who doesn't have to reach into his slipper to have a shandy, and who is...

dothawkes

Bad Back

hi all and nfn, (thanks for your concern pet) my back is giving me some real jip but after a really good night's sleep last night it was fairly good this a.m., I have managed to get through work...

bobtheduck

bye

for ever

nedflanders

Favourite film gag !

Whats your favourite film one liner? My all time fave would have to be the "nice beaver" in Naked Gun. Simple, crude yet funny as funk!

patriciather

My name

Can anyone guess what my proper name is? its in my AB name.

ondemania

how did you discover AB

just wondering how everyone found out about answer bank! i was just innocently searching the web, minding my own business, came across it, and now im hooked!