My garden is plagued with elves, pixies, troglodytes, hobbits, goblins, some hobbed some not. Many grass rings and loads of discarded blue pointed hats and so many bells I trip over them. I've set up...
...I had known that when I was younger... Regret may be a wasted emotion - we can't change the past but we can learn from it, 'n all that, but... No matter what age you are now, is there something you...
In my boss' house (not the mean boss, the big boss- Mr Director)- drinking his wine, using his internet, watching his TV, about to get in his outside hot tub! Oh the joys of housesitting... Where is...
...so here are some of my latest and greatest jokes to share... Once there was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to spending his money....
I called in bakers oven today in town, usually I go to greggs, but never again, wow the buns and cakes were amazing, I almost took my bed and stayed there.
Can anyone give me the exact address where I was born. The only information I have is that was called the White something marternity ward near the Bishops Avenue in Finchely North London. It was a big...
They are everywhere in countless numbers, nobody likes the disgusting creatures, they have no place in our society...seriously, why not put them to use during their miserable lives if animal...
Has anyone a good recipe for cheesecake? The ones I have tried always come out a bit bland and sweet, and lack the savoury element that you seem to get in the shop ones (which are of course evil,...
Can anyone recommend a proper dry cleaners in Newcastle or Durham? I have a dress covered in beads and the supermarket/chain dry cleaners all charge a fortune and want me to sign a waiver in case they...