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i'm a great dancer.....watch this.......

removes jacket....takes position....music starts thumping.....does the splits....jumps to feet....spins round 3 times....and moon walks off the dance floor..

the>one

i'm shunning turkey this year.....

in favour of toffu..........what does toffu look like?.... does it have legs and breast like turkey?

blueeyedlass

bobtheduck

gill or dotty have something for you from me lol , i asked them to pass it on since i wont be here . mwag

Ward-Minter

Gary Glitter.

Should I burn my Gary Glitter CD and vinyl collection?

dotjhawkes

have all the Caucasian and Taz threads been pulled?

or did I imagine all that rubbish about stupid stuff last night?

blueeyedlass

the two hours i ended up with my hands covered in paint, splashed with water and a nipping head but all is well ohh not to mention a screaming match when it came to going home . so good result i think...

Charlie1982.

Blocked sites

When trying to access my hotmail account at work, it is a blocked site along with any other email site, Does anyone know of any way I can get round this work filter and set up another address I can...

~sillycow~

Joke of the day???

A man walks in to a fish and chip shop with a trout under his arm. He asks the lady behind the counter, "Do you fish cakes?" to which she replies "sorry we don't". The man sighs and says "thats a...

HAnn521

Boy, don't cha jus love it....

...don't cha just love it when you wake up with a growling stomach, dreaming of a warm, filling breakfast...make time to run by the local fast food and get a hot, fresh sausage biscuit...only to find...

Gill 05

Ok I ventured outside but

It was reallyyy scarey. People were talking using their mouths. Couldn't understand, so i've decided its much safer in here, where we all speak the same. Oh and the men in here are wayyyy much nicer...

B00

Parcel Update

It's rust removal for the car Mr Boo is restoring! I knew it! :-( Gutted

kazjam

Need help with quiz answers!!!

Hi all I am stuck with the clues below, they are for TV Programmes or radio shows, any help would be appreciated. 1) Tonsil Problems; 6 letters 2) Wakey Wakey; 3,5,6,8 letters 3) He had long arms: 6...

mycatis

I definately want one of those!

http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/search.do;jsessionid=D82DDD9752734DEC9980EF280A230261?productCode=LAVNAV (easily amused lol)

aka pixi

Messenger

Just wondering, when you are on messenger talking to someone of the opposite sex, do you do it in the open when your partner is around so to speak or do you do it in secret?

Gooner_Badge

think about it

is it only me or does everyone love hot candle wax dripped over their knackers/honey pot!!

lepers

which would u rather...

...have as a pet/buddy type thing - an oompahloopa or one of those winged monkey things from wizard of oz?

aka pixi

Phew

I've been out into the real world, how scary is that but im back now in the safety of the computer room lol

littlemissx

I_Tried

why are you so sleazy in all your messages?

B00

Parcels

Mr Boo asked me to collect 2 parcels that Royal Mail tried to deliver this morning. One of em's in my name. Now my Q is...... Do I open it, I collected it and it's in my name, only i know i'm gonna be...

Slooow_Jo

Time to do something constructive...!! I have loads of housework..

But 1st a serious Q.... Shall I start upstairs or downstairs ????

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