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OK girls, i guy makes u laugh like only Peter Kay can

Or loves you like u wish Jhnny Depp would, where is this going?

Tell the kids the truth

A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean and serve the venison for supper. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is - so he does not tell them....

santa_claus

All I want for Christmas is ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

well?

dove

please will santa claus ..

leave a message for my girl on the ho ho thread, she is in bed now but wants to checkin morning, she is seven.... thanks x

Slooow_Jo

dove come on fess up !!!

what you been up to now to embarrass them poor kids now ??

Hayley*

Hi everybody

How are you all?

ilovetaz

ok

i got chocolate, a bow of humbugs, 3 boxes of fudge and 8 boxes of peppermint creams

Cockney_si

Getting back into things.

I guess I never really stopped loving someone a while back after we broke up and now I've been seeing then again recently after all these years i'm wondering:-Where does love go when you suppress...

Ward-Minter

Eastenders

Why couldn't Sam Mitchell and Stacey Slater be lesbos instead?

ingram

Am i in the wrong

Please is there anyone out there with a similer problem. i have been with my partner for seven years when i met him he told me he did coke.He moved away from his old haunt and stopped doing it for two...

dotjhawkes

Bus Companies, Bus Companies!

Does the term strike terror into your very heart! I wonder what mode of transport the directors of these companies use to get to work, won't be their own ****** buses cos they'd never ****** get there...

10ClarionSt

Christmas?

Here in Manchester, we didn't get any snow last week, fortunately. But it snowed this morning. When my 3 year old granddaughter woke up she said to her mum: 'Yipee! Has he been?!' Her mum asked has...

JackDanielsU

When watching films..esp musicals

What songs are guaranteed to get you tapping you foot, and singing along (under your breath if not alone lol) heres my picks Labyrinth - Magic Dance And anything from Bugsy Malone or Little Shop of...

B00

Gawd @ the snow!

I know I wanted some, but this is silly....im almost snowed in here!

Immi666

feel like a prat

guess who slipped on ice this morning in the middle of a busy shopping centre and did the splits, badly, now feeling like a complete and utter prat.

dove

Pull the chain!

I always tell my children to pull the chain when they go to toilet, of course you just 'flush' now. Can anyone think of any more sayings that dont really apply anymore?

nfn

I'm back at work tomorrow

after a week off, anyone want to go for me instead? PLEASE

emsey

The record breaking thread

They said that it wern't possible, and now look at it - 2300 posts!

haysi06

proof that ronnietaz is the same person

see posts 7 & 8 of this earlier thread - it is veritable proof that ronnie and taz is one in the same! miss haysi marple! http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question170943.html