A blonde sits in the dentist chair, dentist pokes around, scrapes a few teeth, and says "this one needs filling". Blonde says "how do you know?" Dentist says "because I am a dentist and you are not"....
Ive just watched the cottage. In it jennifer eccleston plays a right mouthy blonde scouse scally bint with t1ts n ass. Her favourite word is crunt which she says excessively. Now shes veryconvincing...
Chap goes to the doctor complaining of premature ejaculation, Doctor says, get a starting pistol and give yourself a bit of a fright just before cumming, and that should slow things down a bit for...
cold callers on the phone, you know the types, double glazing, fitted kitchens, insurance etc. I ask them to hold on as there is someone at the door and then just leave the phone off the hook. We see...
I think I got booked on Sat. I parked on a single yellow line and nipped into town for an hour. When I came back the traffic warden was speaking into her walkie talkie lol saying my car details. I...
Just saw this one: "238 years....TO LIFE!!!" Yeah right. Ok I know it sounds ridiculous, but......why are they so heavily into making sure so many never ever come out? Doesn't it cause jail problems?...
First off, I'm not a parent, but I was sickened by this. My neighbour, who has 4 children, took me to meet a friend of hers. This friend has 2 children, and the youngest is a boy. He's like any other...
is there any email address for ebay that i can report an item with? im not a member, but im sure theres counterfeit items going around that need reporting is there anyway please, before some poor...
My son ran out of bread so he drove to his nearest supermarket which rhymes with the car Mazda. He had to pay ?2.00 for using their car park which is non-refundable unless you spend ?5.00 or more. He...
Hi everyone. Just this morning i was having a debate with my freind over the phone about what we would do if we were the the last person on earth. This is the question: If you were the last person on...
Treated myself today and decided that we would have homemade fish and chips for tea, my god! two bits of cod, how much to abers think that i paid for them?
I have Man flu ...sniff sniff ...had it since yesterday... You know how us men suffer in silence. Been on sofa whole day , watching TV and surfing WEB on laptop. Can someone rub some VIC in please. On...
just thought id get in there . no drama no kebabs everythings loking good and this is my 2 year anniversary today. so happy anniversary and to all the dissenters kisss my bum. adios xxxxxxxxxxx