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FAO Bigfellah

Bigfellah, I will apologise to you if at you were offended by my flippancy last night. By the way, the comment on the snuff/tobacco was made in earnest. A friend of mine actually did claim this on a...
11:27 Tue 22nd Mar 2011
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I think I may have found a Medical joke for Sqad

THE GYNAECOLOGIST WHO BECAME A MECHANIC A gynaecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skilful hands would be...
21:58 Mon 21st Mar 20116 answers, last by askyourgran 23:00 Thu 24th Mar 2011
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Mrs Moonraker goes to the Doctors

And takes in Mr Moonraker. The Doctor gives him the once over and then says, "Mr Moonraker, we need a urine sample, a stool sample and a semen sample." Mr Moonraker turns to our beloved Mrs...
22:30 Sun 20th Mar 20114 answers, last by ttfn 23:41 Sun 20th Mar 2011
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Plenty of Suspensions here - some fair, some not so

Pray enlighten me - what has Pinkilady been suspended for? Thought the Daoji one was unfair....any comments?...
21:15 Sat 19th Mar 201116 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 21:29 Sat 19th Mar 2011
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Last 2 - DT 26504

Absolutely jammed at the moment 9a place before Eliot possible producers of the Waste Land (7) --c-s-s The only thing I can see, but no logic, is excuses 1a - 4 letters beginning with P and third...
13:03 Sat 19th Mar 20114 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 15:15 Sat 19th Mar 2011
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St Patrick's Day sayings

Not really apropos for Arts & L.....any contributions/yarns welcomed - please do not leave your Guinness glass on or in your PC. Author Unknown Anyone acquainted with Ireland knows that the...
20:27 Thu 17th Mar 2011
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St Patrick's Day Joke

A Happy St P's Day to you all, not that there is much of it left and any sensible Irishman will be already out and about getting blitzed. An Irishman, by the name of O'Malley proposed to his girl on...
20:17 Thu 17th Mar 20115 answers, last by Bobbisox 08:51 Fri 18th Mar 2011
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What's your View to Royal Wootton Bassett

The Queen is absolutely right to give the town of Wootton Bassett this title as an expression of their observance and respect for the returning dead from Afghanistan and Iraq. Agree or Disagree. For...
18:27 Wed 16th Mar 201128 answers, last by Dee Sa 08:27 Thu 17th Mar 2011
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Ed - What on earth are you up to, tonight

Reference the Fukushima thread and the accusations, WShee9 is throwing at Dris and the abusive language I have just got. We have both contacted you and no action, as of yet....
19:52 Sun 13th Mar 20112 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 20:05 Sun 13th Mar 2011
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Babylon

Got this search programme called Babylon showing (powered by Google it claims) - have removed their programs from the OS and also off my search options. However it seems to be still showing on my new...
20:55 Sat 12th Mar 20117 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 18:45 Mon 14th Mar 2011
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Saturday night Competition

This lunchtime, Molly came up with a lovely new word, "Unarrow" meaning that she couldn't sift through her Uni course choices. We managed to see "Unbroaden" and...
19:21 Sat 12th Mar 201116 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 20:33 Sat 12th Mar 2011
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Two Lincoln City FC jokes

A man goes into a Grantham pub with an alligator under his arm. "Do you serve Lincoln City fans in this pub?" he asks the innkeeper. "Yes Sir," says the publican. "Well a pint...
17:46 Sat 12th Mar 20112 answers, last by keithlbw 18:18 Sat 12th Mar 2011
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Italy France Rugby - What a result

Well, I seriously hope that this little "amuse-bouche" wakes up Martin's boys ahead of tomorrow's spat. What a finish and well done the Iti-s for a tremedous the result.....one point ahead...
16:15 Sat 12th Mar 20115 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 19:38 Sat 12th Mar 2011
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Last 2 - Little Ones annoying me

Ok last two dumb ones and it is probably me being dumb 18a wide beam revealed by clumsy Melissa - no sex appeal (5) is this amble or ample - suspect the latter 13d Cow being not as fast, doesnt start...
13:49 Sat 12th Mar 20113 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 14:09 Sat 12th Mar 2011
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Premonitions - Joke

The two year old boy finally started talking. He said 'Dada'. Everyone so excited. Unfortunately grandpa died of heart attack early morning next day. The boy said 'Dadee' next week. And next day...
18:44 Fri 11th Mar 20112 answers, last by nightmare 13:49 Mon 14th Mar 2011
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Question for the Builder or anyone else who may know about driveways.

My mother has an old Georgian rectory and it hasnt been in great shape. My sister and I have been slowly been working on getting it done up and liveable for her last few years. At least the fabric of...
15:55 Fri 11th Mar 20114 answers, last by AlBags 22:06 Mon 14th Mar 2011
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Census - Civil Protest Action Day

Here's one for ABers or others wanting to protest about the Census or Cuts.......... Given the Government and Local Council cuts (down here inc. supermarket recycling and closing of public...
18:48 Thu 10th Mar 20119 answers, last by squarebear 00:01 Fri 11th Mar 2011
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In Honour of the exeter man who won £1.4 mln and the "Few Little irish jokes" thread

Paddy was a regular visitor at the Galway Races. One afternoon he noticed an unusual sight. Right before the first race, a Catholic priest visited one of the horses in the stable area and gave it a...
18:45 Wed 09th Mar 2011
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As It is Pancake Day, I had to share this item with you.......Brilliant

http://www.funnyhub.c...eatime-love-bite.html...
22:44 Tue 08th Mar 20114 answers, last by SlackAlice 19:37 Thu 10th Mar 2011
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Ok - now give in - bottom right quadrant

all the rest done except 19a - (annoying one) -Forwards second goal (4) s-n- 18a, So, a nicer new storyline (8) no letters - maybe a "u" to begin with....... Hopefully, with the above, 22d,...
18:52 Tue 08th Mar 20115 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 19:14 Tue 08th Mar 2011

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