A man walks into The Library next door to Playbill's Waterstone's up to an assistant and asks "Do you have any books on suicide?" Assistant looks carefully right, carefully left leans...
I have worked for my employers for 35 years. About 12 months ago other employees were getting phone calls at all times of night. For some reason unknown to me they thought I was making them. Suddenly...
I've always been nervous when meeting new people. I even get nervous sometimes going to see people I know (eg... an online friend who i knew for years.. we met up quite a few times but even the last...
I have thought long and hard about venturing into this topic as I usually do my best to avoid it but I would be interested to hear others thoughts on something. If as an athiest, you (or someone close...
George Bush met The Queen on a state visit and he turns round and says: "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how the USA is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a...
Hi guys. I was watching a late film lastnight and in one scene a woman decides to go shopping in a town bout half hour from her house. Whilst walking down the high street she looks in a local cafe...
Hi guys. I have just completed my 75th pint of blood and have been given a form to fill in for my 'award' at a ceremony. Does anyone know what the occasion is like and what the award is. There is no...
our neighbours who we don't get on with any more, mainly due to their kids behaviour and the fact that they are lying b's, went out of the way to be awkward today but it didn't quite come off. We've...
Is it just me who doesn't dress in nice underwear for my husband? I just don't see the point. I am quite unhappy about my body, not so much my figure but I'm quite private about my husband seeing my...
My sister mentioned to me earlier on that she had noticed 20-30 perfectly circular shaped dents in my wall which I have just looked at, they look as though the wall has been shot multiple times with a...
To balance out misscommando's thread - how many blokes on here like to wear natty undies, to be enticing to their ladies when they undress?
(and I'm not talking Ann Summers' crocodiles here, chaps)...
I need help real quick... i bought a big bag of poor bens earlier, ive not had them for years. I came home dying to eat them and just as I was about to have one my son told me they probably have pork...
Right, not getting anywhere with the flipping crossword so I am now thinking about doing some sort of craft thing. Obviously don't want to spend a fortune (patience is not my strong point) so has...
I don't usually post in here and I do realise that my question isn't of the usual high intellectual calibre, but... Why do the majority of people (believers and atheists alike) feel the need to argue...