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will i go jail :'(

Could someone please help?... im 17 and never been in trouble before but im in magistrates court before Christmas for kicking somebody in the face for not a very good reason at all!! ive been done...

Bellringer

Hydrangeas

My wife wants a blue hydrangea which she intends to keep in a large tub. How do I get one which A) is blue & B) stays blue. All those in this area are pink(ish)

mccfluff

and on a lighter note

I think we should follow some of the examples here for the AB xmas card http://www.dailymail....-photos-lifetime.html...

dustypuss

'Should be charged with assault'

Hero 'big man' passenger cheered for throwing a foul-mouthed student off the train 'should be charged with assault', say teenager's familyhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

DC_FC

Wine to drink with xmas dinner

Anyone able to suggest a bottle of plonk that would be decent with the xmas roast. Preferably around £6 mark or is that too low ? Thanks...

AB Editor

Who wants to be on our "christmas card"?

I'm thinking we could have a nice chatty thread for over Christmas, the top could be filled with all our Avatars, like a massive school photo! It could look like this: {loading} If you'd like to be...

peason77

no word from the ex, but another man has asked me out, what do i do?

well it's been nearly a week since i received the letter from my ex and i haven't heard from him, so maybe it was a genuine sorry. I met a man at the weekend who my friends know and tell me he's...

anotheoldgit

Should cheap booze be banned?

http://www.telegraph....ing-doctors-warn.html First it was cigarettes and tobacco, now it is alcohol, next is almost definitely going top be the very food that we eat. Will the measure to stop...

DTCwordfan

Women's Jokes about Men - In honour of MissPrim

Q: What's the difference between a g-spot and a golf ball? A: A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball. Q: What's the difference between E.T. and a man? A: E.T. phoned home. Q: How do men...

naomi24

Ed, will you please change my Avatar back to the one I chose.

Thank you.

denis567

December

Just wondered. The usual abbreviation for December is DEC so I wonder why railway tickets use DMR

Shinian

Who is your local eccentric?

Who is your local "celebrity?" Every small town seems to have their weirdo - who is yours? I'm developing a character for a book, so please be specific.

Barmaid

The "Let's all Cheer up" thread

I've had a shocking day. First the car broke down on my way to court and after receiving a rollocking from His Honour I know I have a big repair bill. I came home to find that the wind has blown my...

Teddy_boy

Best dish the chefs

On yesterdays i saw a chef using a microwave to melt chocolate. Never seen this on masterchef , bowl over a pan of water on there ,seemed like cheating to me.

boxtops

I wish I'd thought of this....

http://s1086.photobuc...istmasdecorations.jpg I got this pic off Facebook, but it's worth sharing!...

missprim

Morbid I know but........

yesterday I went to a funeral of a friend (slightly younger than me) and she was cremated. I'm not thinking of popping my clogs anytime soon,I hope, but perhaps I should be thinking of arrangements I...

missprim

Does it bother you?

This morning I had to go for a blood test at the doctors. The car park isn't very big and there are about 5 disabled parking spaces. Parked in one of these spaces was a works van. So with my very...

carolegif

Can I put this in a fish pie?

Husband assured me we had white fish in the freezer for a fish pie. Went down to get it and it is mahi mahi which I think is an oily fish like tuna. I usually put cod or hake into fish pie with smoked...

carrust

Calling all Liverpudlians

Scousers....Do you know there are only 11 shop-lifting days left to Christmas...

Maydup

Today's irritation

........ people who say "yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh, yeh" really rapidly when wanting to agree with you whole heartedly.

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