Two sweet little old ladies were standing outside their nursing home having a smoke when it started to rain. One lady pulled out a condom with the end cut off, pulled it over her cigarette, and...
The CITY provided a racetrack for Chariots of Fire where speeding is something to be applauded.I thought The Oval at Bebington was the track but Bebington is not a city.Any help would be much...
My little on has just turned a month old and is struggling to fill his nappy. He is going but with some straining and when he does go its almost like rabbit poo but slightly bigger (sorry about the...
Morning All, There has been some minor social scuffles recently, and I'd like to remind you of one of Confucius' most famous sayings: Be Excellent To Each Other...
I have just googled something and it has sent me here so thought I would have a look and it seems errr well interesting. Can you tell me more about what you are? Oh and I could not register in my name...
Some of you may know that I dabble in artificial intelligence, especially chatbots. I have one of my better chatbots entered in a competition and the first round is the most popular chatbot. This...
Will I get a refund off my Lanzarote holiday , going on the 23rd, and if so what could I spend it on in two days? If they was such an announcement and a set date given (highly unlikely) and you had a...
My partner and i have been together for a while now, we are both in our early 40s and live separate from one another, i often stay at her place and she often stays at mine, the problem is, she has a...
I have found a grey hair!!!! I am 27, is this normal or premature. Does 1 mean that more are to follow or is it possible to just find one rogue grey? Not the end of the world but a little...
Can anyone come up with some trio names for our new ferrets, We pick them up next weekend, ( Rescued Ferrets) http://s909.photobuck...ms/ac295/josaphine32/ hopefully if the pics come out they are the...
Please could someone explain why the answer to 12a 'it contains advice to the benefit of batsman that is about to prepare for playing' is 'fortune cookie'? I can see that a fortune cookie contains...
if you agreed to meet someone in their lunch hour that you hadnt seen for six months and they had extended their lunch for 1 1/2 hrs, would you expect to be eating lunch together if you knew you were...
Two Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy's forthcoming wedding. "Och, it's all goin' pure brilliant," says Jimmy. "A've got everythin' organised...