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VOMITEATER

NOW LISTEN UP MOTHERFUNKERS!!!1

I have worked alongside the G.NOME to obliterate all kinds of scumrags and douchebags , let me tell you something.....I remember coming here about a year ago and this place was overun by...
13:14 Sat 04th Dec 201017 answers, last by Starbuckone 13:48 Sat 04th Dec 2010
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cojones

Morning sex

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and...
23:50 Fri 03rd Dec 201013 answers, last by marval 17:34 Sat 04th Dec 2010
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sherrardk

Best toastie/panini/etc

My husband has just come home with a sandwich press (amongst other electical items!). In order to stop the kids from requesting cheese and ham all the time I was wondering what your favourite...
21:23 Fri 03rd Dec 201026 answers, last by Jazzpar 06:31 Sat 04th Dec 2010
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flobadob

When is Santa's birthday?

We all know December 25th is Jesus' birthday and we celebrate it without fail every year, even though he hasn't even shown his face for 2000 years. Then poor old Santa, who works his arse off every...
22:58 Fri 03rd Dec 201015 answers, last by flobadob 23:13 Sun 05th Dec 2010
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R1Geezer

Gromit, you get your wish....

You and your anti English mates can celebrate now with a glass of organic lentil juice well done, you have full permission to look smug. There is a nation that can hold the world cup tomorrow v one...
15:40 Thu 02nd Dec 201020 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 23:01 Fri 03rd Dec 2010
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A1Mikey

New Law to Allow Employers to Promote a Woman over a Man...

New Law to Allow Employers to Promote a Woman over a Man...even though the man is better qualified. The law is being introduced to allow companies balance out the number of women in a company to the...
22:36 Fri 03rd Dec 201035 answers, last by Whickerman 15:40 Sun 05th Dec 2010
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bednobs

are croissants sweet or savoury?

well?
21:59 Fri 03rd Dec 201021 answers, last by society 10:45 Fri 17th Dec 2010
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Mctavish

Daily Mail

Help with a little one please 22a Mercury entrances a witch (3) H?G ( Is it HAG ? )...
21:18 Fri 03rd Dec 20105 answers, last by ladyalex 21:28 Fri 03rd Dec 2010
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rascalrob

DT26,4124

3D Freedom for Irana Ratushinskaya? (6.7)
21:08 Fri 03rd Dec 20106 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 21:20 Fri 03rd Dec 2010
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jd_1984

Xmas day Starter

We usually do soup to start, nice and simple, never any complaints. Want to be a bit more creative this year. Any ideas, what sets you up well for the main course that is creative but not too...
15:52 Mon 29th Nov 201027 answers, last by jd_1984 19:45 Sat 04th Dec 2010
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DTCwordfan

More Bootiful Bernie stories

Bernard Matthews' family is said to devastated after reading the will. He only left a poultry amount. ______ Thank god I wont have to put up with all these Bernard Matthews jokes and *** puns. I'm off...
20:52 Fri 03rd Dec 20101 answer, last by DTcrosswordfan 20:58 Fri 03rd Dec 2010
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davina19

English-Welsh translation

What is the correct word for 'fearless' in Welsh please?
13:49 Thu 02nd Dec 20109 answers, last by NazNomad 11:52 Sat 04th Dec 2010
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wilkesneil

snowwww

Because of all the snow and ice at the moment, the government are worried about kids playing on the roads, so to scare them off, they are going to bring out a new machine... ...It's called the...
20:04 Fri 03rd Dec 20104 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 20:48 Fri 03rd Dec 2010
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Groupie

English language!!

I was waiting for a train earlier when this drunk pillock started acting up on the platform. He was shouting, swearing, even tried to start on a couple of kids. Then all of a sudden he jumped off the...
20:45 Fri 03rd Dec 20101 answer, last by DTcrosswordfan 20:46 Fri 03rd Dec 2010
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carrust

What is..............

..........the capitol of Ireland........ About £4-50...
16:27 Fri 03rd Dec 201011 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 20:45 Fri 03rd Dec 2010
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postman44

around the coast of england

16.heat problem causes a spin for this resort 17.could be a big puddle by the sounds of it . 18.as i went along i saw the bud eventually open. 19. are there watery holes by the briny(4).
19:57 Fri 03rd Dec 20104 answers, last by mike11111 20:36 Fri 03rd Dec 2010
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Tigger82

RTA Liability

I was recently involved in an accident and the other driver is claiming that I am responsible. I don't agree but I would like further opinions.... I was driving through a village at about 20 mph due...
18:12 Fri 03rd Dec 201021 answers, last by twix123 02:04 Sat 04th Dec 2010
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fruitsalad

social smoking

I have a friend who smokes only when we go out for a drink, are you a social smoker?
18:50 Fri 03rd Dec 201029 answers, last by piggynose 10:10 Sat 04th Dec 2010
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berniecuddles

butch suspended, me, got avartars banned !!

anyone seen ed(scrooge) about! humbug!!!!!
16:41 Fri 03rd Dec 201044 answers, last by 2shortplanks 19:46 Fri 03rd Dec 2010
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jd_1984

Heston to take on airline food.....

Heston Blumenthal is hoping to do for much-mocked airline food and NHS meals what he did for Little Chef - by raising culinary standards. The award-winning chef, whose Fat Duck restaurant ranks among...
11:23 Fri 03rd Dec 201031 answers, last by jd_1984 08:12 Sat 04th Dec 2010

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