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If I've learned one thing this week

I now know that I'd much rather go to a pool party with Harry rather than Michael Barrymore.
09:29 Tue 28th Aug 20127 answers, last by sunny-dave 15:28 Tue 28th Aug 2012
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Paul McCartney (again)

I've just watched the Hard Rock calling programm that I recorded a while back, and Paul McCartney really is the embarassing uncle who has had one drink too many and doesn't know when it is time to...
09:01 Mon 27th Aug 201256 answers, last by Duncer 09:23 Tue 28th Aug 2012
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A mixture of plagiarised material

I phoned the gym last week and asked if they could teach me to do the splits. "How flexible are you?" asked the instructor. I said "I can't make Wednesdays or Fridays" I think my...
15:15 Sun 26th Aug 20124 answers, last by beso 11:46 Wed 29th Aug 2012
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Express Saturday

1 across - willing partner - one carrying ten plants (8) G?A?I?L?
11:32 Sun 26th Aug 20121 answer, last by glasman 11:39 Sun 26th Aug 2012
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Deing with the racists

A possible idea http://www.thedailyma...-at-him-2012082238848...
18:29 Fri 24th Aug 201213 answers, last by humbersloop 19:13 Fri 24th Aug 2012
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Van Persie update

Injured already?? http://www.thedailyma...-at-him-2012082238848...
18:26 Fri 24th Aug 20121 answer, last by Hopkirk 08:38 Sat 25th Aug 2012
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A combination of recent news

...........and my inanely childish sense of humour was tickled...... http://www.thedailyma...h-woman-2012082439034...
18:24 Fri 24th Aug 20121 answer, last by em10 18:27 Fri 24th Aug 2012
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First BJ

I went into the pub this afternoon for a quiet pint and a young guy came in at a great hurry and ordered two double whiskies. No sooner had the barman set them up but the young man downed them and...
14:04 Fri 24th Aug 20124 answers, last by excelsior-1 11:17 Sat 25th Aug 2012
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Friday Daily Mail

5 down - Chief seized by a french invader, last one in race (9) I'm sure it is anchorman, can anyone confirm please? I have A?C?O?M?N and can see "A Norman" for the French invader and...
13:52 Fri 24th Aug 20126 answers, last by Calibax 14:01 Fri 24th Aug 2012
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MOJO music crossword

You hold it in your very hands (4) ?O?O I have tried to Google this, but with no success....
19:29 Wed 22nd Aug 20123 answers, last by bibblebub 19:41 Wed 22nd Aug 2012
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For The Attention of erin-x

Well, how did you enjoy Belfast? I thought The Cribs were a diabolical racket better suited to a pub ful of drunks with no musical taste whatsoever, but The Black Keys were superb and the Foos really...
18:16 Wed 22nd Aug 201212 answers, last by Duncer 17:01 Thu 23rd Aug 2012
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Todays Mail numbers

I got a free Daily Mail at the airport in Norn Iron this morning, so no Rewards Club numbers for me. Does anyone have a spare set of numbers from the back page of a Scottish Daily Mail please?...
18:08 Wed 22nd Aug 2012
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A priest checks into a hotel........................

..................and at the reception he asks the pretty young receptionist "Is the porn disabled in my room". To which she replies, "No it isn't you sicko, it's normal porn like all...
16:23 Mon 20th Aug 2012
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World Record Rangers

The previous world record highest gate for any club in the fourth tier of football anywhere came at Crystal Palace v Milwall in 1960 and was just over 37,000. Today Rangers drew just under 50,000,...
21:56 Sat 18th Aug 201210 answers, last by Duncer 17:13 Sun 26th Aug 2012
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Ultimate one day festival

Following the earlier post abnout the Olympic closing ceremony I would like to see people's ideas about an ultimate one day festival. You can pick any six bands, dead or alive, to play this one day...
09:41 Thu 16th Aug 201295 answers, last by chi-chi66 22:48 Fri 17th Aug 2012
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Olympics again, (in a rather facetious manner)

Having watched the climax with Liam Gallagher, Russell Brand, George Michael, Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell, I couldn't help thinking that it's a good job they don't drug test the participants in the...
09:15 Wed 15th Aug 201217 answers, last by joggerjayne 10:29 Wed 15th Aug 2012
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Today's Mail

4 down - It's wise, they say, keeping Orient in ferment (6) Y?A?T? is this yesty and, if so, why? 25 across - They protect 19's in scarce slightly altered lines (10) 19 across is "cereal"...
22:38 Mon 13th Aug 20129 answers, last by Duncer 22:45 Mon 13th Aug 2012
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Skeleton

14 across - drunkard came back for old plonk (3) I have S?T but can't decide if it is "sot" for drunkard or "set" for plonk?
08:20 Mon 13th Aug 20123 answers, last by Duncer 08:36 Mon 13th Aug 2012
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Reference the earlier BMX Olympics argument

http://www.thedailyma...ea-time-2012080937749...
21:29 Sun 12th Aug 20122 answers, last by Duncer 08:24 Mon 13th Aug 2012
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The dyslexic greyhound fancier

.......................bought himself a cat flap. Or the dyslexic alcholic? He choked on his own Vimto Or the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa....
19:06 Sun 12th Aug 201213 answers, last by magicmick 20:51 Mon 13th Aug 2012

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