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Falkirk Herald

2 down - Yet to be charged (7) U?L?D?N Perhaps unladen? 7 down - As geographical representations, they're outstanding (11) ?R?J?C?I?N? Is this projections? 8 down - Make a contract to deal with...
18:39 Sun 12th Aug 20126 answers, last by Duncer 18:51 Sun 12th Aug 2012
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Calling the Samaratins

A lady rang the Samaratins in an emotional and highly distressed state. "Help me please, I'm desperate" she said to the person on the end of the line. "What is wrong madam?" asked...
20:50 Sat 11th Aug 20127 answers, last by cupid04 01:44 Mon 13th Aug 2012
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Playing both sides

For a man who fought supposed "British oppression" he certainly seems to have changed his tune. http://www.bbc.co.uk/...hern-ireland-19208018 Bet he didn't claim to be a British subject when...
19:24 Fri 10th Aug 20129 answers, last by douglas9401 11:40 Sat 11th Aug 2012
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Brothel raid

The police organised an early morning raid on a brothel in an attempt to break a vice ring. Once the club had been raided all the prostitutes were lined up outside, awaiting a police car to come and...
19:15 Fri 10th Aug 20123 answers, last by tonyav 13:35 Sat 11th Aug 2012
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Keith's crossword

historic burgh opposite grangemouth (7) C?L??SS
18:21 Fri 10th Aug 20129 answers, last by Duncer 22:45 Fri 10th Aug 2012
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A man goes to his local GPs

and is shocked to find a stunning young female doctor in place of the family doctor he has known for over twenty years. Slightly embarrassed at this he struggles to speak to the attractive young lady...
15:08 Fri 10th Aug 20122 answers, last by marval 16:12 Fri 10th Aug 2012
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A gu goes to the doctors and..........................

....................says "Emmmmmmmmmm, it's my, you know, down below?" "Your penis" replies the doctor. "Yes" says the man, blushin deeply. "Well then"...
15:06 Fri 10th Aug 20127 answers, last by askyourgran 19:56 Sun 12th Aug 2012
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Olympic injury

I was watching the semi-finals of the women's beach volleyball and, within the first five minutes, there was a dreadful wrist injury. Still, with the help of an ice pack I should be okay for the...
14:04 Fri 10th Aug 201210 answers, last by marval 16:27 Fri 10th Aug 2012
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My wife said to me in the bed last night.............

....................................."all the romance in this relationship is gone". I hate her talking to me while I'm masturbating....
17:33 Thu 09th Aug 20127 answers, last by sibton 17:49 Thu 09th Aug 2012
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Very childish, but I did laugh

Something that I found by accident while watching Mr Feck, the feckless German diver.
16:11 Thu 09th Aug 201218 answers, last by Jemisa 23:31 Fri 10th Aug 2012
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Creepy organ music

The creepy organ music was playing as I watched the telly last night and I couldn't help screaming at the box, "Don't do it; don't go into thjat building!" "What are you watching?"...
15:36 Thu 09th Aug 20125 answers, last by marval 16:14 Thu 09th Aug 2012
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Computer advice

I am currently running a scan using AVG and I have a lot of files coming up as "Locked file: No tested". Do I need to do anything about these?...
15:33 Thu 09th Aug 2012
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Is this the stupidest dog in the world?

It took on a porcupine, and this is the result.... http://www.funnythrea...og-meet-porcupine.htm...
14:46 Wed 08th Aug 201228 answers, last by pastafreak 22:12 Wed 08th Aug 2012
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Excited by East Fife

I know tonight's league cup "glamour" tie at Ibrox against East Fife is a huge comedown from the nights I spent watching Barcelona, PSV, PSG, Juventus, Borussia Dortmund, Bayern Munich and...
14:28 Tue 07th Aug 201214 answers, last by Duncer 13:29 Sat 11th Aug 2012
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Keith's Crossword

15 across - inlet between duncansby head and noss head (8'1,3) I have S?N?L???S ??? 32 across - Castle near Brechin or village near Larbert (8) I have K?N?A?R? 33 across - Scots word meaning city...
15:39 Mon 06th Aug 20127 answers, last by Duncer 15:46 Mon 06th Aug 2012
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Falkirk Herald yet again

10 across - Is it maintained by a skeleton staff? (4,4) I have ?O?E ?A?D and know it is bone something. bone yard perhaps? 11 across - I want to reform parliament (5) ?I?A?...
20:04 Sun 05th Aug 20126 answers, last by cupid04 20:14 Sun 05th Aug 2012
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Do owners resemble their pets, or is it vice versa?

http://www.google.co....1t:429,r:14,s:0,i:129 not all of them, but perhaps some...............
23:01 Wed 01st Aug 201216 answers, last by Duncer 09:04 Thu 02nd Aug 2012
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Daily Mail Tuesday

11 across - French art book Eric designed for specialists I have ?S?T?R?C and reckon it is esoteric, but why? Also have flotilla for 4 down, small craft move freely at helm, some say, but have no idea...
22:30 Tue 31st Jul 20123 answers, last by Duncer 08:41 Wed 01st Aug 2012
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D Mail today

3 down - Issues, for instance, topless ladies' garments E?R?S?ES
11:33 Mon 30th Jul 20123 answers, last by Duncer 11:35 Mon 30th Jul 2012
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Falkirk Herald

15 Down - radio operator from Flint? (6) I have ?P?R?S and sparks fits, but are radio operators known as sparks?
10:43 Sun 29th Jul 20128 answers, last by sibton 10:51 Sun 29th Jul 2012

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