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Estimate To Paint

I asked on a local FB forum for estimae to paint 8 doors and frames 1 side only, newish doors, only previously painted in Eggshell finish. Quick reply, £510. Even quicker reply from me, No thank...

ToraToraTora

Should The Grenfell Disaster Be Dramatised?

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-64624839 https://www.mylondon.news/news/tv/bbc-refuses-cancel-drama-series-26534133 ...what do we think?...

Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered 'French Toast during the Renaissance'. Peter Kay...

Barmaid

Accompaniments For Steak (And Chicken)

Having a little dinner on Sat. Main course will be steak (although one guest is having a chicken breast). I am probably going to do mini roast potatoes with garlic and rosemary or lemon and herbs as...

ynnafymmi

Grand National

The hooray-henry scum of the earth disrupting the Peoples Race.Should the mumsies and popsies of these aerosols demand their little poppets get a life or get a real job?

piggynose

Warning!! Dreadful Joke Coming Up!

What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna 1, Anna 2....

Gosling8

Waterproof Overtrousers

Got soaked through over the Easter weekend and clearly need replacement waterproof overtrousers. Does anyone know of a company that makes made to measure outdoor gear?TIA

Rondy

Airport

I got stopped coming through customs at Manchester airport for carrying two big hessian bags of Mobiles over my shoulder. I tried to explain that my cousin had said 'If ever you're in America bring me...

Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Davypops

Hangover Origin

Is it do do with being drunk

dustypuss

White Dust On My Apple Tree.

I have a small apple tree 5 years old I grew it from seed. The leaves have a white powder and some are curling up. Any help would be welcome....

kuiperbelt

This One Is For Fun

There are some people on a train. 22 people get off the train at the first stop and 17 people get on the train. Now there are 59 people on the train. How many people were on the train to begin with??

Hopkirk

Black And White Tvs

Is anyone still actually using one?

Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

A friend of mine has been suffering from paranoid delusions, and now he thinks he's a chocolate orange. I'm worried he's going to be sectioned. Poor Terry....

bobtheturkey

Legal Query

Hi I'm new here Whilst cutting my toe nails this morning a particularly large lump of nail flew out my bathroom window and landed in my neighbours cup of tea she was drinking outside On drinking a...

Hopkirk

Snakes On A Plane

BBC News - South Africa snake on plane: Deadly cobra in cockpit forces emergency landing https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-65188013 They still haven't found it!...

Hopkirk