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Rondy

My Car

I once bought a wooden car, with a wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden wheels, and wooden seats. I then put the wooden key in the wooden ignition. Doh!! The damn thing wooden start....
13:34 Wed 02nd Nov 202238 answers, last by michaelsmith003 03:54 Thu 03rd Nov 2022
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Hopkirk

Battery Charging

Does it take more power to charge an electric car from 90% to 100% than from 10% to 20%?
07:57 Sun 30th Oct 202231 answers, last by Hopkirk 19:20 Sun 30th Oct 2022
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tamaris

I'd Love To See The Northern Lights

Any ideas on cruises. Have you done a cruise, what do you recommend ?
11:30 Sun 30th Oct 202234 answers, last by jinji 13:02 Thu 03rd Nov 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness....
06:18 Fri 28th Oct 202213 answers, last by Khandro 06:51 Sat 29th Oct 2022
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JuniperEccles

What Does My Cat Want?

My cat, Sid, unnerves me every evening by sitting and staring at me. He's been fed, he's been out and he's had his nappy changed - what more does he want? I just wish he could tell me. Any ideas?
11:17 Fri 28th Oct 202225 answers, last by pastafreak 10:37 Sat 29th Oct 2022
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tamaris

Charged Twice For A Meal

My friend and I popped in to get a pub meal. I ordered online and it didn't appear to go through. I then went to order and pay at the bar. When I got back there were 2 drinks waiting on the table with...
12:54 Thu 27th Oct 20228 answers, last by bobbinwales 06:59 Fri 28th Oct 2022
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Bazile

It's A Bird

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game
11:29 Tue 25th Oct 202212 answers, last by Bazile 16:15 Tue 25th Oct 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Sweet dreams are made of cheese ... who am I to dis a brie....
06:39 Tue 25th Oct 202221 answers, last by jno 16:05 Tue 25th Oct 2022
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jennyjoan

Cheeky Or What

But I did get a laugh. I was coming out of supermarket last week, young boys aged about 10 but sauntering about upsetting the baskets out of their stand (this was outside). I shouted to them - put...
14:39 Mon 24th Oct 20222 answers, last by douglas9401 18:56 Mon 24th Oct 2022
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Shaglene

Magic..............

My girlfriend has been working as a magician's assistant for a number of years and has picked up a few tricks. I came home early from work the other day to find her dressed in her magician's assistant...
10:35 Sat 22nd Oct 20229 answers, last by gness 15:36 Sat 22nd Oct 2022
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Canary42

Dad Joke Of The Year

The Conservative Party.
15:19 Thu 20th Oct 20225 answers, last by Hopkirk 15:13 Fri 21st Oct 2022
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gulliver1

Soaps .

Ok then, you Coronation St fans , Just ditch it and watch the brand new soap called Downing St. It's far more exciting....
16:47 Thu 20th Oct 20228 answers, last by roadman 08:14 Fri 21st Oct 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I'm never jogging behind a council vehicle in winter again, he said through gritted teeth.
08:41 Wed 19th Oct 20227 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 16:24 Wed 19th Oct 2022
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Arksided

See How Far This Goes Reboot

Hi all, It was meant to be a one off from me, but following the unexpected success of the last one, and a little nudge fro 'mi ol' love spud (Ozzy). The rules are simple just post a song lyric...
12:52 Wed 21st Sep 2022366 answers, last by Hazlinny 08:48 Mon 24th Oct 2022
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Stargazer

Is This A Scam?

I have received two messages on my mobile phone stating NHS Alert and telling me I have been in close contact with someone who has tested positive and to please order a free test by visiting an https:...
17:02 Tue 18th Oct 202211 answers, last by THECORBYLOON 17:43 Tue 18th Oct 2022
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reaster

Which Word Links These Three Words

Which word links these three words WATER ROAD HEAD. The word is 4 letters long and it’s a living creature...
12:42 Sun 16th Oct 202227 answers, last by perseverer 15:09 Sun 16th Oct 2022
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LadyCG

The Sunday Lunch / Dinner Thread

I've taken nothing out of the freezer and I am really looking for inspiration. OH didn't want to go out and buy any ingredients as he's busy working out in the garden but I think a trip to the shops...
11:57 Sun 16th Oct 202240 answers, last by LadyCG 16:52 Sun 16th Oct 2022
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LemonMan280

What If Someone Is Lgbtq And Homophobic

I have a friend who claims she is bisexual...but she's also homophobic. What should I call her?
19:12 Tue 04th Oct 20229 answers, last by Ken4155 12:21 Wed 05th Oct 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

The furniture salesman assured me the sofa I was looking at would seat four people without any problems. Then it occurred to me I don't think I know four people without any problems....
06:57 Mon 03rd Oct 202211 answers, last by Chipchopper 00:42 Tue 04th Oct 2022
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naomi24

Drumming Up More Members For Ab

Has admin considered advertising and letting the world know we’re here?...
07:21 Fri 23rd Sep 2022259 answers, last by THECORBYLOON 22:25 Sun 25th Sep 2022

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