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Two elderly ladies discussing same sex marriage.

Gladys and Francis were sitting having a chat on a park bench. 'So Francis, what do you think of this same sex marriage?' asks Gladys. 'Well I don't see what all the fuss is about,' replies Francis....

sandyRoe

When will this oppressive heat end?

5 degrees or so cooler would be far pleasanter

Meekal

EEwww What a horrible creature

What would you do if you found this in your garden? http://www.mirror.co....A%20Sneezing%20Monkey I think i would batter it with a shovel until it stopped moving lol!...

DTCwordfan

Following on from Mrs O's TV appearances, what's the biggest thing that you have won?

Apart from Mrs O's thread, it was Carrust's reply there that prompted this thread. I don't necessarily mean size either, probably more cash value. I answered a bizarre trivial question involving UK...

EcclesCake

How did you choose you user name?

I'm often intrigued by username's Abers select. Some it is obvious how they were chosen eg. The Builder and some seem to imply dodgy hygiene practices e.g. LidLicker (no offence LL!). How did you...

Tilly2

Making a stew

When you put all the vegetables and stewing beef into the saucepan and bring it to the boil why do you always get that horrible looking scum on the surface as it boils? What causes it? I know it...

anotheoldgit

Nokia C5-03

On a Nokia C5-03 could anyone please share with me their experiences on making the lettering stay large enough to be viewed? Whenever I try the lettering stays at the size that I have enlarged it to...

dustypuss

My god it's

stopped raining .

venator

How to spend a penny for £5000

I've seen these urinals (excuse the word, can't think of a nice alternative) in a couple of garden centres. http://www.clarkmade.com/urinals.html There are problems, apparently, because the Gents is...

EcclesCake

ERNIE Loves Me!

It would have been nice to feel a bit more of his love though!

seal!

anyone still here from 2006?

It's been a long time since I've ventured back to this place, I don't see any names I recognise. Just wondering if any of the old lot still post?...

bookbinder

A trick with sticks.

Here's a bit of light relief, but very cleverly done: ...

Smowball

As the Ian Dury song said - "Reasons to be cheerful......."

1. I have my health (well its not bad lol) 2. I have 4 lovely healthy children 3.I have a husband I love. 4.I have a job( I hate it but its a job) 5.I have a nice home and a nice car. 6.This week I...

alperchino

14 hours sleep?

Is it right that I am having 14 hours sleep a day? And if I try and get up before just don't feel right nearly falling asleep constantly yawning and falling out with even my own shadow.. Might be one...

LadyinPink

Quality Street

Does anyone Know where to get Tins of Quality Street this time of year

Prudie

First Swallow

I've just seen my first Swallow, 1 day later than last year. A joyous sight if ever there was.

Traci66

Aaarrrgggghhh ..... He's driving me up the wall

Honest, I know he's depressed, as per Easter weekend, but it's like living with a menopausal woman or hormonal teenager, the mood swings, one minute up, the next down, the self pity, the anger, the...

vivandorron

Cutting Christmas Costs.

Shop early for Christmas and send your cards now before the big increase in postage costs.:-) Ron....

tinkerbell23

Describe yourself

A sweet .... And why lol xx

koster

Two-way escalators

Are there escalators that go in both directions, i.e. start when they sense you approach them, then stop after you have used them, then start in the opposite direction when someone approaches from the...

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