A Judge is just about to pass sentence on the accused man and he asks him. '' Prisoner at the bar, do you wish to say anything before I pass sentence?'' The accused looks back at the judge and says ''...
I changed to a water meter 2 years ago, and our bill has been £250 (+or- £10) in both years. I decided to pay by 10 monthly instalments as they suggest. However, they first wanted £54 a month, I...
Do I have the right to a copy of my chest X ray report that was taken when i was admitted to hospital with a chest infection and pneumonia. I was previously exposed to asbestos and want to know if...
Collapsed Thursday night with septicemia and double pneumonia. Found myself in hospital, just got out. Looked pretty dodgy for a while but excellent work by Addenbrooke's pulled me through . Will let...
Anyone else noticed how pertinent the Quotes of Voltaire have become with the recent events in Paris?
http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/v/voltaire.html...
Very worrying item in The Times today http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/life/motoring/article4307735.ece#commentsStart Internet connections in modern cars can allow hackers to take control of your car and...
How many do you think are true?
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/12/20/-10-urban-myths-people-still-think-are-true_n_6359384.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular...
I have just sold an eBay item to a man in Russia. He says he can't use paypal. What options do I have? Is it safe to give my bank details so he can transfer the money? Then there is the Russian...
A man is so pleased that his wife is expecting their 1st child that he decides to place an announcement in the local paper to tell everyone their news. He go's into the newspaper office and tells the...
Ever been stuck for the right word to describe a 'nasty' person ? I love some of these, surprising how many that I did not realise the real meaning of....
I have been doing these for a while now , my average score is 3350 can you do better? http://www.merriam-webster.com/quiz/index.htm It changes every time you do it so you can keep trying to better...
I have just heard a Christmas advert by Morrison's , it was for a pack of 36 toilet rolls advertised with the slogan 'Make Christmas special'
Any one got a worse one?...
My son is a self employed photographer. He has been doing a lot of unpaid work for small local charities. A local benefactor has asked him if he would accept a donation from her so that he can do more...
Are their post codes for Southern Ireland yet? I just tried to send an item the Republic of Ireland by tracked postage. The post office would not accept it a there was no post code on the address and...
A couple are out in the car when they are overcome by the urge to have sex. They strip naked and get down to it in the back seat. Unfortunately the man gets his legs stuck under the seat and finds he...