My neighbour insists if a person has just one alcoholic drink per day then they are an alcoholic. I think this is a load of twoddle. He says his doctor told him this. I would be interested in ABers...
A tramp goes into a DIY store and asks for a bottle of Meths. The assistant refuses to serve him saying '' No chance I know you want to drink it !' The tramp goes away, but next day he is back and...
I have decided to stud mycocker spaniel. yesterday we had a *** visit him but he didn't seem to interested in her. Could the *** not have been ready , her tail was going to the side and a silly...
1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.' 2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.'...
Everytime i take him out he eats dog/cat poo that he comes across, i have caught him eating his own too, is this some kind of instinctive behaviour or could there be a more serious underlying problem?
Were you a bully or were you bullied at school? How do you feel about it now and how would you react if you now came face to face with your bully/victim? I was bullied at school and I believe this is...
I'm no pro at life, I don't have the answer to everything but I've spent sodding years (15+) dealing with computers, computer faults, networking, computer science and scripting - Give me a break...
Police retrieved laptop from river in Eastenders.....they claim they can recover data from hard disk? My lappy soaked from flooded building - I cant get anything on it? Anyone know how to enliven it?...
After a night out with friends I call my girlfriend and ask if I could go to hers. She says yes, so I got a taxi to hers bringing with me the few bottles I had left from a carry out I had earlier...
My bike (which i got knocked off on 3rd december) has been out of use since then. ive had a call today from the insurance company saying i can either take £500 and they write the bike off and...
i recently found a lump on the outside of my ass. i went to the doctors who had a look and said that i was suffering from hemorroids (piles). the doctor gave me some cream called anusil . i've applied...
Why when you have already pressed the button does someone just walk up and press it again and if you say "I have just pressed it "they look at you as if you are stupid. Then to crown it all...
Hi, I have abot 10 disposable cameras in a black plastic bag under my bed that i haven't bothered to get developed, some of them date back to the mid 90's!! The question is will i still be able to get...