I have one: Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too. Any better ones...
Is the actress who plays Lynn (Alan's assistant) in the last 'I'm Alan Partridge' (the one where he lives in a caravan), the same woman who plays her in the previous one (where he lives in the Motel)?
Right, I'm moving out of my house on Sunday, but until then, I'm the only one here - all my flat mates went this morning. I have no TV, no exciting food as Im eating out my freezer, and no car. Not...
Yes, I know it's only Wednesday, but I need ideas for the weekend! With the bank holiday Monday and a house full of overseas visitors, what can I do with them?
i saw this on the front page of a magazine and i thought it is an interesting question. anyway!!, and this is prob a bit vain, but do you prefer skinny or curvy gals, this isn't been immature or...
With a strained NHS, crumbling transport system, lack of housing and the governments plan to concrete over the South East of England, when is the sensible time to admit that the country's...
Has anyone else seen the story about the two people in a burns unit because they trid to make lightsabres with flourescent tubes and petrol. It's on the BBC website and the today's Telegraph. Are...
I bought a Diego Maradonna in Argentina and it is of him from the 1980/81 season in a Boca Juniors strip. It is a classic poster. Cost about 10p as well. I lost it. And have been lost ever since I...
Instead of calling the non entities who appear on all these crapola reality shows 'celebrities' is there another word we could make up, I came up with ASIWNT i.e. Attention Seeking Idiot With No...
why hasnt the queen attended any cup finals since , i believe, 1978 ?- either her maj is a southampton fan - and waiting for the next final appearance..err dont think so , or she is a man utd fan(...
what are ab-ers favourite alan moments? mine are series one when he is with the stalker 'no way ya big spastic your a mentalist' and series 2 where michael is talkin about what he would do if he had...
Blair says "I think I have a very clear idea of what the British people now expect from this government for a third term" How many of the British people are relieved that David Blunkett (who has been...