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marval

Wu's Coffee

Abraham Grossman, the rich young bachelor, is entertaining a gorgeous woman, Gloria, with dinner in his penthouse. As his Chinese servant pours the coffee, Gloria asks, "Wu, how do you make such...
20:32 Wed 26th Sep 20123 answers, last by marval 21:16 Wed 26th Sep 2012
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Brimoan

Where have all the early morning runners gone?.

I went out for my run at 5am this morning and only saw 1 other runner in 4 miles.
07:15 Wed 26th Sep 201242 answers, last by joggerjayne 08:11 Thu 27th Sep 2012
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wiltsman

Am I covered for this?

Whilst on holiday this morning I drove carefully through a flooded road after observing other cars get through, when a 4x4 decided to come through the other way. His wash swamped my car which then...
13:36 Mon 24th Sep 201220 answers, last by wiltsman 10:35 Tue 09th Oct 2012
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sherrardk

Feel olds

Just found out the lead singer of Aha is 53, feel ancient now.
22:23 Tue 25th Sep 201210 answers, last by Zacs-Master 21:30 Wed 26th Sep 2012
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torimueller96

What did he mean by this?

So I was just trying to put a textbook back on the shelf and i had to walk through this group of guys to do so(one of them is my crush and ive caught him looking at me) but they were having a...
23:59 Tue 25th Sep 201230 answers, last by Baldric 09:50 Wed 26th Sep 2012
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Caran

Scrabble

Just been slaughtered in a game of scrabble. 340/230, almost at the end i noticed OH had spelled a word wrong, he had linx instead of lynx and it was on a treble! My fault for not realising but...
23:37 Tue 25th Sep 201223 answers, last by Baldric 10:55 Wed 26th Sep 2012
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Ric.ror

So John Terry's gone

Good riddance I say The mans a joke . Never fit to wear the captains armband...
21:02 Sun 23rd Sep 201223 answers, last by Duncer 15:59 Wed 26th Sep 2012
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pugthedog

magazine comps entries

which is the best way posting your entries or emailing them i have no luck what ever way i do it
21:48 Tue 25th Sep 20128 answers, last by sir.prize 22:49 Tue 25th Sep 2012
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Brimoan

Tax on cycles and pedestrians.

As cyclists use the road they should have to pay road tax and insurance and all pedestrians should be taxed and insured.
22:25 Tue 25th Sep 201228 answers, last by factor30 09:11 Thu 27th Sep 2012
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weecalf

Photograph

How would you go about selling a photograph which is a one off of an event which was quite rare and possibally of a advertising worth .any ideas ?
21:37 Tue 25th Sep 20128 answers, last by Zeuhl 22:44 Tue 25th Sep 2012
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EcclesCake

Tip of the Day.....

If you've been out for lunch and sensibly chosen to use the train so that you can have a drink stick a label on your forehead asking your fellow passengers to wake you up at your required station....
18:30 Tue 25th Sep 20128 answers, last by EcclesCake 22:01 Tue 25th Sep 2012
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Jemisa

Wbat women would do...

what women would do if they had a penis for a day ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 10. Get ahead faster in corporate Britain. 9. Get a blow job. 8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat....
14:47 Tue 25th Sep 20124 answers, last by ELVIS68 21:56 Tue 25th Sep 2012
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Brimoan

How daft can you get.

Nick Clegg is wanting to take free bus passes and heating allowance away from wealthy pensioners. He does not realise that these people have paid for these allowances through their tax and NI. Another...
21:27 Tue 25th Sep 201229 answers, last by mazie 15:37 Wed 26th Sep 2012
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dotty.

can't use my index finger on my right hand

it's swollen around the joint below the nail, i'm going to go to casulty tomorrow morning i think, it's quite painful, i can't bend it either. we had 190 copies of JK Rowlings new book delivered this...
20:54 Tue 25th Sep 20128 answers, last by Brinjal 05:52 Wed 26th Sep 2012
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thenry

Jools Holland is back !

BBC2 (now) - Beach Boys tonight ! Anyone else watching ?
21:00 Tue 25th Sep 201231 answers, last by johnny37 18:05 Wed 26th Sep 2012
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Gizmonster

What would yo do in this situation ??????

Ok, so the other day I replaced a pane of glass for an elderly lady (single pane of glass in a wooden framed window). I went back later that evening to be paid and knocked on the door. When she came...
12:05 Mon 24th Sep 201227 answers, last by bednobs 17:25 Mon 24th Sep 2012
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Kerosene

Who'll Be A Big Boy When He Grows Up Then?

http://www.mirror.co....eus-the-great-1336958 Phew.......hope he doesn't pull on the lead???...
10:06 Sat 22nd Sep 201224 answers, last by winterback 06:45 Sat 29th Sep 2012
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Caribeing

Long Queues in Shops

Anyone else fed up having to queue for ages in shops, Sainsburys 13 people in front of me one assistant on counter apparently it is due to cutbacks not enough staff, did you ever hear anything so...
16:43 Sat 22nd Sep 201219 answers, last by Connemmara 17:09 Wed 31st Oct 2012
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Duncer

Has Ther Ever Been A Manager Who

..............talks more sh1te than Steve Kean?
23:24 Sat 22nd Sep 201214 answers, last by Duncer 20:33 Sun 23rd Sep 2012
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MissCommando

Soldier who gave birth!

I can't believe what the new mother looks like, I thought she was a man! http://www.dailymail....ji-football-team.html...
22:43 Sat 22nd Sep 201215 answers, last by tenrec 08:09 Sun 23rd Sep 2012

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