WOMEN - Two female friends are catching up: - So, how was your evening last night? - A disaster! After getting home, my dear beloved hubby wolfed down in 4 minutes, the dinner that took me all...
There was a little fellow sitting in a pub having a quiet drink when this thug comes up to him and hits him about the head, saying "thats Kung Fu from Japan". A little while later the thugs...
A soldier was given the job of hunting for buffalo. To help him, he hires an Indian scout The two of them set off on their journey to find buffalo. After riding for a while the Indian gets of his...
My partners son and his partner of seven years recently parted company, they have agreed a rota for seeing their daughter and although it is heavily laid in her favour they seem to have reached a...
If I have posted this question twice I apologise, but I cannot find the original. What am I? I live above a star, but never burn, I have 11 neihgbours, but they never turn. My initials are PQR and...
My partner is new to Facebook and is playing a game with family and friends (Pet Society). You get points for doing good deeds with your pet, however she does not seem to be accumilating as many...
Our granddaughter managed to knock over a lamp that is filled with kitchen oil? It has made a foot round stain on the carpet, can anyone let us know of a sure fire way of getting rid of the stain?We...
