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Joe

Joe was a blonde man. Everyday when he walked home from work, he would get stopped by three nasty men and they would beat him up and steal his money. Finally, Joe decided that it would serve his best...

john1066

Wi Fi...

Pardon my ignorance, but what is a Wi Fi?

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Yule Laugh! - The Answerbank's Christmas Cracker Jokes

What's the grammatical term for Santa's little helpers? Subordinate Clauses. Why didn't the skeleton go to the Christmas dance? Because he had no body to go with! One snowman talking to another paused...

weecalf

Christmas Box

If you could buy someone quite famous a Christmas box what would it be .most amusing gets best answer ......mine Brucie a pair of slippers...

sandyRoe

Show Me The Telly...

Chris Tarrant's come down in the world. From the heights of Millionaire to this. Should he have looked for something better?

EcclesCake

Tut Tut

Brucie has all the buttons done up on his waistcoat, you'd think he know better!

Jeza

So Who Is Going To Win Tonights Ratimgs War.........

Doctor Who OR The X Factor. All vote NOW....

slinky.kate

Just Back From Bob Dylan Concert

my goodness,he has aged a lot,in his seventies now.a great night though

ibizaboy

John Lewis 2013

can you physically buy the lily allen song on cd.? i know you can download it but i dont want to i want to buy it. ( like last years). thanks.

cupid04

Corrie.

Just watched Sunday's corrie. What a waste of an hour. Nothing happened. Have they changed the writers or is the lull before all the Christmas ratings battle episodes?...

clairerob21

Christmas Quiz

first letters of first line in a carol 1. H.O.T.N.R 2. A.W.G.M.O.O. Pantomimes where would you find 3. King Ambroises 4. Humpty Dumpty 5. Harlequin Christmas questions 6. What are the 8th and 9th...

giveup

Found A Way To Cut Down On Smoking.

New kitchen now finished so am smoking outside. Its surprising how you cut down when its chilly,but my husband is threatening to put a patio heater just outside the back door(he's a non smoker).Its...

Tilly2

Going Out Tonight

We have booked a table at a lovely restaurant as it's Mr T's birthday. It's cold and dark and we are going on the bus so that we can both have a drink. I'd rather stay in. Miserable or what?...

sunny-dave

What Literary Character Are You

I appear to be Sherlock Holmes ... http://www.abebooks.com/docs/Community/Featured/LiteraryCharacterQuiz/character-quiz.shtml Pass the pipe, Watson...

weecalf

Please Go

Can whats his name now stop blaming the Spurs supporters and just resign...

Mamyalynne

Night Night Song From Mamya♥

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Caribeing

Celebs: Who Gets On Your Nerves!

Who annoys you, I will go for Nicole Scherzinger she is most annoying on X Factor all that arm waving and baby talk voice, I have to mute her when she is on.

maggiebee

Crazy Signs

You may have read some of these before - but just in case..... In an Office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER....... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR...

sunny-dave

Breaking News.......

Archaeologists digging on a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche .......

March-Hare

Basic Information

What book or website would you recommend to give a beginner an insight into star gazing in the uk please? Looking for an idiot's guide!!

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