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marval

Fancy A Laugh?

French authorities have discovered that it is not the real Mona Lisa displayed in the Louvre. It's just a painting of her. I've discovered the secret of life. Breathing. The rulers of the Ottoman...
13:47 Sun 26th May 201310 answers, last by headwreck 12:01 Mon 27th May 2013
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queenofmean

Dwarf Joke

I saw a dwarf carrying a TV back to his car earlier. 'Jesus' I said, 'Can you manage that Plasma Telly ok on your own mate?' 'Haha you cheeky bugger' he exclaimed 'Its a bloody Kindle!'...
17:49 Sat 25th May 201310 answers, last by tonyav 21:32 Sun 26th May 2013
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woodchopper

Morris Minor And The Majors Song Title

I can remember the song being sung bit cant find it anywhere or reference to it - the lyrics of the song are - You can keep your Lamborghini's and your BMW's, I'm not one whose got to do a ton when I...
19:37 Thu 23rd May 20135 answers, last by mushroom25 10:26 Fri 24th May 2013
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Kathyan

Emmerdale

Why have they brought Bernice back? I think she's a terrible actress and hasn't really had any storylines. Anyone else agree?
18:07 Wed 22nd May 20137 answers, last by pugthedog 21:58 Mon 27th May 2013
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zebo

Rhona In Emmerdale

What's wrong with her that she needs painkillers etc, I seem to have blinked and missed something.
18:13 Mon 20th May 201310 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:44 Mon 20th May 2013
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albaqwerty

Knighthood For Beckham?

Heard it talked about on radio and TV, do you think he should be awarded some sort of title for services to football? Personally, I don't care either way, but maybe a medal to his contribution to...
14:23 Sun 19th May 201350 answers, last by weecalf 17:30 Sun 19th May 2013
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McMouse

The Agony Of Ageing

On the morning that Summer Time ended I stopped by to visit my ageing friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're...
10:18 Fri 17th May 201311 answers, last by headwreck 21:43 Sun 19th May 2013
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marval

Still Want A Laugh?

I don't attack people. I'm all stalk and no action. I bet Dracula does all his shopping online, just so he can keep clicking on "your account." I rubbed a magic lamp and wished for the genie not to...
19:47 Thu 16th May 20136 answers, last by excelsior-1 23:44 Thu 16th May 2013
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Jemisa

Shopping...

A married couple was on holiday in Pakistan they were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From the inside they head a Pakistani accent...
13:40 Wed 15th May 20133 answers, last by excelsior-1 22:31 Wed 15th May 2013
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marval

Have A Laugh Pt.2

I'm often accused of eavesdropping. I just wish they'd have the guts to say it to my face I was telling a funny gag in the garden today, but the punch line was greeted with silence. Later on, my...
14:25 Wed 15th May 201310 answers, last by Jemisa 11:46 Fri 07th Jun 2013
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marval

Have A Laugh

I followed this white bird with really long legs home the other night. Police are doing me for storking. As a Kid I hated losing, so I played with myself. If you ever get attacked by a tiger just...
16:34 Tue 14th May 20135 answers, last by marval 12:43 Wed 15th May 2013
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Mamyalynne

Night Night Song From Mamya♥

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22:06 Mon 13th May 201313 answers, last by cupid04 00:46 Tue 14th May 2013
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marval

Daft Thoughts

My mate insists on being called 'N' by everyone. He'll do anything to be the centre of attention. Why do celebrities call their children such silly names. My parents called me Robert because they had...
19:09 Mon 13th May 20136 answers, last by askyourgran 22:23 Mon 13th May 2013
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marval

Time For A Laugh

Did you hear about the man who opened a yacht showroom? Sails went through the roof. My driving instructor told me, never brake if there's an animal in the road. You should have seen the look on the...
15:43 Sun 12th May 20136 answers, last by Spoonboy 15:53 Mon 13th May 2013
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Lorzy Lor

Mac Book Pro Connecting To Smart Tv

Hey, Please help! sorry to post this again, but i have a mac book pro, brought new in Dec 2010. I have a new Samsung smart TV. I have all the cabling correct to connect it, and it is connected. I...
11:02 Sun 12th May 20131 answer, last by Fanriffic 16:10 Sun 12th May 2013
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Lorzy Lor

Connecting Mac Pro To Tv

Hi, Please help! i have a mac book pro, and want to connect it to my samsung smart tv. My ex had no trouble doing it, but we have split up and i am struggling, a lot! I have purchased a HDMI cable and...
16:14 Sat 11th May 20132 answers, last by Lorzy Lor 11:06 Sun 12th May 2013
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northboy

Dynamo:magician Impossible

what was the 1st track being played tonight at the start of the show before :what a difference a day makes
20:04 Thu 09th May 20139 answers, last by northboy 15:10 Sat 11th May 2013
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northboy

Itunes

unknown error occurred 4450 I received this after trying to burn a cd/r.the track times were within the 80 mins of the cd...
18:21 Fri 10th May 20132 answers, last by Fanriffic 18:29 Fri 10th May 2013
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Double93

Who Is David's Absent Corrie Sister?

Have never watched corrie before!
19:09 Thu 09th May 20138 answers, last by chaptazbru 13:48 Fri 10th May 2013
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maggie01

Fox In The Garden.

For the last couple of years, there has been a fox in my garden. Don't know if it's the same one. It broke the bottom of the fence making a hole to get into next door who have a raised decking behind...
17:43 Thu 09th May 20136 answers, last by wolf63 01:18 Sat 11th May 2013

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