A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from...
1. On a ski lift in Taos, New Mexico. "No jumping from the lift. Survivors will be prosecuted." 2. Official sign near door: "Door Alarmed". Hand printed sign nearby: "Window frightened." 3. Road sign...
Regardless of the fact Maria Carey sang it, this has to be one of the greatest carols ever composed. I have been going to Carol Services every year yet I believe I have never heard this sung. Yet they...
I've got more than I have have before but I'm stuck. Theres a reddish round circle on the left which I can't get? And also another green circle with a yellow/traiangular shape that I don't recognise...
Apparently a new law is about to pass through parliament, every time you buy cabbage in supermarkets or greengrocers you are obliged to buy Carrots and Mayonnaise, it's to be called Coles Law
I am an avid fan of Doctors, but could someone tell me. In the opening credits/pictures, who is the lady pictured with Ruma? It's not Valerie is it? Doesn't look like her. Many thanks
I think I'm coming down with this new Christmas cold that's going around.
It started with my Tinsillitis.
What do you call an old snowman?
A puddle.
Ho ho ho....
I was feeling a little down, so I decided to get into the festive mood and have a few glasses of wine. Decking the halls with boughs of holly seemed like a good idea at the time but for some reason Mr...
I watch this programme in the hope that I will learn ways to save money but I am really put off by the presenting style - the whooping audience, the skits, the repetition, the patronising attitude. I...
I've been searching online for an hour or so about issues with battery life.. I've had my phone for about a year now, and for the last 2 months I can't rely on my phone at all! Sometimes it's showing...
Why is it still virtually impossible to get in the UK waitrose Seam to have stopped selling it with the way Halloween is now hyped up here you would think it would be easy to buy , And on line it's...
Is anybody else on AB fed up with the increase of Americanisations into the English language ? My pet hate at the moment is : "Can I get ......." rather than "Can I please have......". I was in a...
This Saturday (5th November) Tipping Point Lucky Stars on ITV features the Chasers from The Chase playing for charity. Should be a good edition.
Who will come out victorious? Mark, Anne or Paul?...
Well It's nearly that time of year again when the fat lump with the beard comes,drinks all my whisky and gives the kids presents,I fecking hate my mother in law..:).......