I think I keep missing a bit of the latest Specsavers advert, because I don't understand it. It's the one where the servants are saying goodbye to somebody and then we see a man in a chair reading a...
The teacher was asking the class of little kids what their dads did as jobs. All hands went up. Little Emma said, 'my dad's a doctor'. Little Peter said, 'my dad's a bricklayer'. The teacher noticed...
Katie Price has been involved in a crash with two horses. Just as well it wasn't a crash with two pantomime cows. The paramedics wouldn't have known which one to treat.
Morning, I’ve lived in this house for about 4 years. The previous owners took all their belongings when they sold and moved out. I was working in the loft a couple of weeks ago and found a...
My husband has just lost his wallet and we have cancelled his cards. Do we need to report it to the police too (in case of any attempted/actual use of his cards)? Thanks (PS - luckily there was no...
Extract from the Sunday Mail: 'An autographed photo of Margaret Thatcher fetched £1.60 at a school auction sale in Oyne, Aberdeenshire. A box of haddock raised £8.' Has anyone got other...
They got the dog when it was 10 month old and he settled in ok. But just lately twice he has jumped up at someones face growling and looking like he is going to bit them. Then this afternoon my...
I am planning on getting someone an iphone for a present but I'm just wondering are they the best touchscreen phone out there or is there a better one now available. I would always recommend to people...
I have just read a leaflet that's been pushed through my door and I am more confused than I was before?!
Can someone please explain it - very simply?...
I'm at the farm in Devon, we had a leg of lamb and a rib of beef for lunch yesterday, so with the left over potato and greens I made bubble and squeak to go with the sausages and bacon, mushrooms and...
Mum (to 5yo daughter): Did you have a good time at the zoo with your daddy?
Daughter: Yeah, Mummy. Daddy was really happy when one of the animals came in at 20-1...
There has been times when trying to get rid of a hair in the eye that it goes under the eyeball and disappears, what happens to these hairs or other little debris when it does this?
where can i buy a simple basic sewing machine? I dont want one that does a zillion and one fancy things as i dont need it and would never understand it anyway... I just want one thats sews....ive...
Why do we say b*llsh*t (or horsesh*t)when talking about something we think is incorrect? Where does it come from? Is a bull's excrement less honest than a dog's or human's faeces?