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There was a shoe-lady from Wigan Who said "My CHRIST, you`ve a Biggun But it wasn`t his c ock Which was hard as a rock But his feet that her eyes were fixed on

raysparx1

Hi anybody able to help me, just tried to put lap top on after it hadn't been used for a little while and the following message appeared. windows could not start because the following file is missing...

bobtheturkey

english bird on phone today

said i cant understand you but your accent is lovely, are you easily understood?

bobtheturkey

would you rather

eat a beetroot sandwich for 3 days straight or go to a cliff richard concert

evedawn

verbalising my disatisfaction at my boss in front of others

Things have been pretty stressful at work for some time and everyone without exception has been grumbling about how disatsified they are. Anyway today I got into a conversation with my manager and...

B00

Dunno why I'm asking this as nothing gets acknowledged...

Anyhoo... Is it possible that when we hover our mouses over a question in recent post box over there >>that we can have the facility to see who the question author is? I'm asking as I've noticed...

Poppy

Yucky soft everything- pressure cooker!

My mother in law cooks virtually everything in a pressure cooker. It makes vegetables into baby food and I doubt there are any vitamins left in it at all. BUT...am I right? Why were pressure cookers...

johnyboy007

Move out with my girlfriend

Hi, I am an international student from Australia. I transfered to Texas A&M a semester ago, where I also met this girl, and we have been dating for three months already. She is planning on moving out...

dogbutter

Block an IP

I've Googled this and got nowhere. If I want to stop a connection being made to my pc from a specific IP how do you do that? I don't want to change zone alarm for another firewall as I'm happy with...

noknowledge

what like this aprilis?

hope it works i luv learning new stuff great vidoe too

noknowledge

i know what your answer to this question will be but.......

do you believe in Extrasensory perception?

knobbyn0nuts

So ok

Is it safe now.

imhotep

Love songs

Thought I'd move on to some luuurve songs after dealing with Dance songs last night. Anyone like love songs.Do you like them smooth and sexy,or what? What are your favourites? I have quite a few to...

Waspette

AMA (ask me anything)

Clues in the title.. Go ahead, ask me anything. I'll try not to lie

paulsmummy

limericks,

anyone know any good ones? There was a fine lady at tea, who said do you f..rt when u pee, i said no not a bit, why do you when u sh.t i think that was a one up for me...... things like this...lol

wizard66

how do you ....

envision your death? Peronaly, I think that I will die of a heart attack (I drink too much and I eat all the wrong foods). I dont participate in any dangerous sports and dont do anything that will...

knobbyn0nuts

Here ya go monts and vissy

Here is a couple just to wet your appitights http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb96/knobby nonuts/DSCF0954.jpg http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb96/knobby nonuts/DSCF0944.jpg

logic

does anyone on here use a linux operating system, ?

If so, are they easy to install, and which one would you reccomend, as i tried over a year ago, i bought a c/d called open SUSE Linux 10.2, all i could do was open a load of files that meant nothing...

Bert

I did what you said - now my computer is worse!

A few weeks ago I asked how I could get my computer (Windows 98) to start up with (relatively) small icons on the desktop. It had suddenly started misbehaving and putting large icons there (and all...

unrulyjulie

Happy Birthday helliebobs!!!

Wishing my wonderful friend helliebobs the bestest birthday ever! No one deserves it more so to my amazing , truly, most wonderful...

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