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Increased wind

The question is for an eighteen year old man who has not changed his diet or lifestyle , yet the amount of flatulence and abdominal discomfort has increased greatly. He has good health apart from this...

dickythecook

Driving on the Back Roads

in the Deep South, Bubba in his nice shiny pick-up sees a sign on the side of the road which read ALLIGATOR ALS' DINER. 5 mls. LOBSTER TAIL and BEER only $10 .. and he thinks, MAH 3 favoright things,...

Gromit

Happy Easter - from the Daily Mail

Brilliant. http://www.dailymail....er-bunnies-there.html...

ladyalex

Mad over Fifties Club

The Club is now Open. Not feeling too great at the moment, so will just open up and leave the Club is the capable hands of other members. Will pop in later if possible. :-((...

starone

A cup of tea

One day my mother was out, and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys. Daddy was in the living...

Slapshot

Pickles

Yossel Zelkovitz worked in a Polish pickle factory. For months and months he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help...

TWR

In Life.

If you could reverse ANY decisions that you have made! would you?

chrisrob

One liners

Anatomy - something that everybody has but somehow looks better on a girl Bachelor - a fellow that can take women or leave them, and prefers to do both. Mistress - something between a mister and a...

emmie

Damien Hirst

does anyone have any thoughts on this artist and his work. I was watchinga piece on the news recently as he has a new exhibition on and wondered quite what to make of him....

Nibble

Billy No-Mates Here?

Talk about multi-tasking, just ask his friends(?)..... oh hasn't got any :-) http://www.mail.com/i....2398-stage-teaser1-1...

wildwood

Performing animals

If you're against performing animals, don't click on the link. I think these dogs love what they are doing and certainly don't look under pressure to perform. http://www.flixxy.com/dog-show.htm...

annie0000

Headache!!!!

A friend of mine has had a headache constantly for 2 weeks. He has tried all the usual painkillers and they haven't done more than touch the edges. He was diagnosed with high blood pressure a wee...

rowanwitch

Have a happy Easter folks

For the Christians enjoy your religious festival for the rest enjoy the chocolates and cakes

Tinkerpuss

Itchy feet!

Every so often (like today) I get an absolutely terribly itchy spot on the sole of one of my feet. N amount of scratching relieves it nor do creams like Lanacane. The itch seems to be deep under the...

lilacben

I was thinking it would be nice to know which part of the country...................

other ABers live.? It would be lovely to think there was one not too far away from us. Prehaps we have even seen each other but didnt know it. Well I will start it off.......South west uk......near...

nailit

sexless relationship

could you / do you, live in a sexless relationship? How important is sex to a relationship?...

hippyhoppy

Harsh...

went to visit a friend in hospital for a jovial chat and general chinwag to encounter her barely concious and (scarily) looking like my mother the day before she popped her cloggs - last week she was...

Rubyrose

Baby Shower....

Hi, A friend of mine is pregnant and due on the 4th August. I am going to throw her a baby shower and need some ideas for it. I threw one for a friend about 7-8yrs ago but to be honest it wasn't the...

mccfluff

huntes chicken

to save arguments about what constitues hunters chicken, this one is chicken wrapped in bacon with cheese and a bbq sauce i've never had it before as i hate bbq sauce (yes i know) but what do you have...

yelenots

Herman Friendship Cake!!

My best friend has just bought me round the mixture to look after, in my kitchen, for another 10 days.....great!! Never heard of a Herman cake before....had to 'google' it! Can't say I fancy cooking...

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