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Old peoples home

In an old people's home, an 87-year old woman walked into the recreation room, holding her clenched fist in the air, and announced, "Anyone who can guess what I've got in my hand can have sex with me...
19:18 Thu 30th Oct 20083 answers, last by zig.zag 01:24 Fri 31st Oct 2008
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This is too close for comfort!!!

A woman bought a whole range of anti-aging cosmetics and spent a whole afternoon in the bedroom applying potions to various parts of her body. Then she went downstairs and asked her husband, "tell me...
19:07 Thu 30th Oct 20081 answer, last by squarebear 11:55 Fri 31st Oct 2008
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Weekend in London

Hi guys, Been away for a while, but need your help. Got first wedding anniversary coming up, (second time around for both of us, not in first flush of youth etc...) anyhow, have got as far as...
21:01 Wed 29th Oct 20084 answers, last by funnygirl 21:25 Wed 29th Oct 2008
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buying a car

Entering a car showroom, a man is grabbed by a salesman and guided round the latest, gleaming convertible sports car. The prospective customer announces that he is interested in purchasing the vehicle...
20:33 Wed 29th Oct 20081 answer, last by BillySugger 21:17 Wed 29th Oct 2008
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Women driver

A woman phoned her husband at work. "Sorry darling, I'm busy at the moment. I havn't got time for a chat." "this won't take long. It's just that I've got some good news and some bad news." "Look, I'm...
18:51 Sun 05th Oct 20081 answer, last by Iamblue 11:34 Mon 06th Oct 2008
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Indian restaurant

A customer is ordering food in an Indian restaurant: "Waiter, what's this chicken tarka?" Waiter: "Sir, it's the same as chicken tikka, but a little 'otter"
18:36 Sun 28th Sep 20083 answers, last by redbreast 19:55 Tue 30th Sep 2008
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Fortune Teller

Two fortune tellers are enjoying a day out at Bognor on a lovely summer's day. "Beautiful weather" says one "yes" replies the other, "reminds me of the summer of 2034"
17:48 Sat 27th Sep 20081 answer, last by catcuddler 18:20 Sat 27th Sep 2008
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dtgk 1d

My last one. geological aeon from 2500 to 544 million years ago. P-o-e-o-o-c?
17:36 Sat 27th Sep 20082 answers, last by frankofile 17:41 Sat 27th Sep 2008
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dtgk 42d

Birthplace of the Olympics,776BC, Have googled this with no sucess, feel I should know it
19:50 Sat 30th Aug 20083 answers, last by spiderFreak 22:45 Sat 30th Aug 2008
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dtgk 30a

Medieval torture for crushing fingers, _I_L_W_N_S
19:41 Sat 30th Aug 20083 answers, last by frankofile 19:43 Sat 30th Aug 2008
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Intermittent problems with AB

I have just spent 5 or 6 minutes answering Tiggerblues rainy Sunday quiz, for fun, as soon as I pressed submit everything disappearred. This happenned last week for 2 days then everything was OK What...
20:30 Sun 03rd Aug 2008
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free entertainment in central London

Next weekend I might have 2-3 hours to kill in central London before my train from Paddington. Recently my daughter and I greatly enjoyed the street entertainment at Covent Garden when we went to see...
19:42 Fri 01st Aug 20086 answers, last by knobster 20:00 Fri 01st Aug 2008
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Crab cakes anyone?

Last night I had my first attempt at making crab cakes. I followed a recipe which ( for 2) used a tin of crab meat and a fillet of white fish. Also Red Thai curry paste, egg etc. Although quite nice,...
19:55 Thu 31st Jul 20083 answers, last by stellamaris 19:46 Sun 21st Sep 2008
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young cat abandoning kittens

My colleague got a kitten a while ago. As far as I can tell she is reasonably responsible, and was planning to have it neutered at 6 months. Unfortunately it got pregnant before this and now has 3...
19:45 Thu 31st Jul 20081 answer, last by LottieAnne 21:02 Thu 31st Jul 2008
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LOndon charity shops

I love a bargain, where is the best place to pick up bargains from charity shops in London. I am actually a shop manager for a charity shop in the styx, but I always imagine there must be more...
20:35 Wed 30th Jul 20081 answer, last by Memore 02:42 Sun 10th Aug 2008
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London triathlon

Don't know if this should be on sport or travel or what, but know you lot will give me a run for my money. Need to be at the start of the London Triathlon at 6.30am!! at Victoria Dock on 10th August...
20:24 Wed 30th Jul 20082 answers, last by frankofile 20:30 Wed 30th Jul 2008
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se 1000

simple form of hockey of Scottish origin, S-I- -Y,Thanx
18:47 Sun 27th Jul 20081 answer, last by baitress 18:04 Mon 28th Jul 2008

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