Morris comes home to find his wife, Sadie, crying. "I found out from Mrs. Goldberg that you've been having an affair with that cheap secretary in your office. Why would you do that to me? Haven't I...
Now I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly. I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming...
I am thinking of getting a iphone 3g with the network o2. I just want to know if I can use a normal o2 sim card from my old mobile phone. I just needed to make sure before I buy it. Cheers.
Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say: ''It could have been worse.'' His friends hated that quality about...
As a painter, I'm proud to say some of my work can be seen in the National Gallery. I did the skirting boards. I found an old unframed oil painting in my loft yesterday of a beautiful naked lady so I...
Hi, I have recently set up a website and am looking to get some traffic directed to it, I have signed up with google but this costs quite a lot and i am wondering if anyone knows any free or low cost...
I'm a graphic designer (from a print based background) and I'm now moving into web design. I have my copy of Dreamweaver, and a few graphics designed in Photoshop and a paper version of I want my...
Whenever I put a sim card in my phone it keeps displaying the message 'insert sim card.' I have tried several cards with the same result even though the phone used to work perfectly. Any ideas?...
For some reason, my mobile keeps showing the error message 'Insert SIM'. I've tried taking it out, and putting it back again, but the phone just refuses to accept that the sim is in. What could be the...
I have just turned on my Nokia 6100 mobile and have got the error message 'Insert SIM card'. I've tried taking it out, and putting it back again, but the phone just refuses to accept that the sim is...
I am looking for a decent red wine with only light tannin. I have an overseas guest shortly who enjoys wine but cannot now cope with much tannin. Any ideas please. Mosr of the reds I have normally...
Aldi's Gin wins Silver.......... Might be worth a try
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/what-a-tonic-aldis-gin-beats-big-names-at-drink-awards-8583988.html...
No! This is not a quest for unprintable and/or blue jokes, this one involves fruit. Do you have any jokes that include a fruit; probably not very PC but like... Q: What is yellow and dangerous? A. A...