r Paddy is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realizes she has gone...
A Scottish Jew decided to retire and take up golf, so he applied for membership at a local golf club. About a week later he received a letter that his application has been rejected. He went to the...
A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, "Mom, what's sex?" His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational theories, gave him a detailed explanation,...
Currently my mobile phone is locked to virgin (problem). I was wondering if there was a code that I can type in to unlock it without going to the shops to get it unlocked. Help!
A man, his wife, and seven children were waiting at a bus stop. After some time a blind man joins them. The bus arrives. The blind man and the large family find themselves walking because of the...
A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India. One man he passed sported an enormous erection. "Sergeant-Major!" the colonel shouted."Give this man 30 days compassionate home...
hi everyone. my mother in law is causing so many arguments in our house that it's is ridiculous! she is 56, widowed sadly 14 yrs ago, has a bf who lives in his own house, the has her in house, decent...
Is it legal to buy and use these readily available cheap SIM cards? How do they connect to a network and why is it necessary to unlock your phone? Finally, how exactly do you do it?
This has probably been done before here on AB but what are everybody's favourite comfort foods ? Mine would be, in no particular order :: Bangers and Mash ( with grated cheese added to the mash )...
