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Andy Murray!!

Andy Murray walked into a library and asked to borrow a couple of books about tennis aces. "sod off" said the librarian "You'll never return them"....

magicmick

He Must Pay

Husband and wife had a tiff, wife called up her mom "He fought with me again I am coming to live with you" Mom said "no darling he must pay for his mistake I am coming to live with you."...

rockyracoon

Miele Cat And Dog

Has anyone got one? What do you think of it? My Henry is on the way out and I have a dog that moults a lot, infact I don't think any other dog in the world can moult as much as my stinky git....

murraymints

Night Night

Heading back to the cottage...Will attempt to wrestle nephew's smart phone from him next time we are near civilisation..and signal !....currently out of range in Caithness.....Bye all xx

Psybbo

Central Heating

What is the best form of central heating?

Lazzerelly

Black Eyed Susan

Are black eyed susan perennials and if so when can I move them. They are in full flower right now, thanks in advance

mahcaeh

please could you help on last few- 1960 group-1. coiled meadows (12) 1970 artistes group1.footballer "stanleys favourite tipple" (8.8.7.) 2. officer bird (10.6.) 3. coloured chef (4.5.) 1980's 1. he...

iggymiggy

Rt37

3D SAINT MEETS JAMES THE SKATER (11,4) CHRSTOPHER D??? 8a record of very bad limb cut short(9) ?h?o????? 12a fail to say "you're welcome"(4,7,2) ?o?t ?e?t?o? ?? 21a nonentity to spot noise at...

smurf

Nomad Trust

answer is a girls name i know ive asked this before but !! 50 when drunk in the usa youll walk crookedly(4 1 8 5) thank for any help its the last one and its driving me mad...

annie49

Yours Magazine (Cryptic)

Help needed with these clues Any help greatly appreciated 20a Flying squads quarry? (9) ?????k?r? 26a Tv series initially better known? (9 4) ????g???? ???? 18d Otherwise list the weight of cheese (7)...

cupid04

Daily Mail Pitcherwits.

13a] Cause of time off. [3,4] B?? ?A?K. 2d] Tender in places, and you don't get many to the pound! [5] E?R?S. 14d] General meaning of mine. [5] ??I?T....

DeliaK

Subjects Of Clues

I don't need help with a clue but does anyone else feel irritated at the regularity of cricket terms and (sometimes) weaponry in the clues? It feels a bit masculine sometimes!...

johnny37

Is There A Cooling Off Period For Car Insurance.

is there a cooling off period for car insurance

joko

Epson Stylus Dx7540 - Will This Work On Windows 7?

My mum has one of these printers and has a windows 7 laptop - will it work? so far i cant get it to, but i'm not sure if i just can't find the right driver and downloads etc. it came from a friend and...

Claire200

Cryptic 2

Can you help with these please? Continuing saga of barley quotes s?r??? Prefers good turns ???o?r? Now and again? t???e Advised to beware of free education ???????E? Bachelor takes 500 off ??? Harm...

mallyh

Bit Naughty

seen in my magazine .........why do men get all their best ideas during sex ......they're plugged into a genius

marval

And There's More

In Scotland, the most important time for a young lad is when he "comes of age" and is allowed to purchase and wear his first kilt. A couple of weeks before his important birthday, a young lad went to...

maggiebee

Adult Humour

A blonde woman goes to the hospital. "What seems to be the problem?" asked the Doctor. "Something is terribly wrong, I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina." The Doctor had a look,...

notsocross

Radio Times Prize Crossword 37

No ailment affected by hormone -----O-I-

suebinn1

Dm Thurs

13a Guitarists use them to record at first in funny place S?E?T??

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