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8a Monkey grabs duck in dreamy state. L-N-U-R Is it Languor? I can see ORANG for Monkey but not the Duck.

A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left her, hoping she would be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair...

Lola83

Worldwide Hills, Mountains, Mountain Ranges

6. LATHER US (anagram) 7. Separates the scots and the English 11. In which continent are the Atlas Mountains 17. Dormant volcano and second highest peak in Mexico 18. A CARS IN THE PATH (anagram) 23....

marval

Musician

A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping centre Striding over, a policeman asked, "May I please see your permit? “I don't have one," confessed the musician....

grizzly bear

I Saturday Prize Cryptic

23a Tom, a tv host, taken in by scoundrel (6) R - M - A - any ideas appreciated, thanks!...

chocaholic

Quick/crossword

12 down severe reprimand " R-a-t-n-"...

montypython

Rte Guide 5

9a play on words madly fairy-fashioned another timeless musical 2,4,4 m? ??i? L??? 18a frown not theatre-turning performance by brando in this screen gem 2,3,19 ?n ??? w???r?r?n 27a accompanying this...

Georgiesmum

Rotary Mega Quiz.

Can you help me with these last few please? You change a letter of one answer to make another answer. eg. well mannered /crime beater=polite/police. 4.Shout if your wide or stay warm beside it=? 6....

pixieboo

Beat The Taxi And Shake It

subject trees clue=beat the taxi and shake it

Jemisa

Do Your Sums...

A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening that reads: Dear Wife (that's what he called her): I am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel...

Jemisa

The Disease...

A 10-year-old boy walked up to a house of ill repute dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. When the Madam answered his knock, he said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I...

Smowball

Double Check Your Home Contents Renewal Quote!

Got ours through on saturday, and it was £219, up over £50 from last year even though we havent claimed for over 4 years. Logged on internet and put all our details in the usual gocompare etc........

almarone

St

ST 4522 - getting there slowly, 22a Club wisest, I tut, with no men!(6,9), 21d Amerind stretching overdraft is exposed(5) o????, thanks...

amtaff

Mephisto 2735

Unsure of two-advice appreciated.14ac. This singer's almost blind(4)?ING. is it "bing" as in Crosby? If so where does blind fit in? 19d.Chap out of money an down with the French fish(6). A?AB?S....

furrypusscat

Cat Flap.

Can anyone give clues for my last two of this quiz please - answers relating in some way to cats. Qu48. Shoes ? (6,5) Qu49. A reptile's Underworld. Thanks in advance....

Grumpygrandad

Medical Alert

Medical Alert Remember this the next time you have major surgery and need a blood transfusion. This is good to know... MEDICAL RESEARCH SaskatchewanMedical Association researchers have found That...

frugalfred

I Quit As A Gastroenterologist....

I didn't have the stomach for it. Things went belly up.

S21DanReb

Crossword

On a go-slow today, brain not functioning. Would appreciate your help. Twist - or it's no change T?r?i?n Go back to do some more sowing, we hear r????? How large towns are populated? s?a???l? (could...

moonraker558

It's The Way I Tell Em'.

I was telling TTFN in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs. "Really" she said, "Go on then...try." After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to...

heccy

Quiz Ditloids

25 S on a Q 8 P on a MC 12 25 S on a Q 8 P on a MC 1952 EM to E 12 PNP 18 I in a C Can anyone help completely stuck Thanks Heccy mC...

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