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Anyone heard from bigmamma recently?

I've sent her a message, but she hasn't got back yet. Has she posted recently?

Scooby or Evo??????

Im in a quandry and have no idea which way to jump..... Ive had a scooby before and had loads of problems with it, but from speaking to other owners...my problems were quite rare... are there any...

toby99

Do we really have to put up with this?

I have just returned from my daughter's school concert. she was singing and playing her recorder. I was not allowed to take photographs or film her because of Child Protection laws. I am furious - it...

REDHEAD24

i like leona's new song

i kept bleeding over a man know im over it - liking being single - i know i moan but i like the fact that i have peace and not the hassle i went through so tony if ur out there im happy u love ****

FGGSoprano

What are people thinking.....

.......When they look at you?

funkymoped

here i sit broken hearted

paid a penny, but only farted ! why do i still laugh at this sort of humour ?? :-)

Cheekystar

builders big hole outside my mums house

My mum lives in the 2nd phase of a housing development and her house is near the 3rd stage which has recently started, the builder has dug up a huge hole on the pavement outside my mums house, he said...

loopylou2828

Police want to question me under caution

I am most bemused. The police have contacted me today by telephone about an Ebay item I sold over 4 months ago! Apparantly the person I sent it to states they never received it. this is the first I...

888sally888

gary barlow kissed me!!

Went to see Take That on Saturday night and managed to get a kiss off the gorgeous Gary Barlow!! What a fantastic concert - anyone else been?

furcull

cops theme tune

who sings cops theme tune

skyep

Anyone having difficulties with the new answerbank?....

Just given up on the new system, it was taking ages! So, what's everyone been up to? Me and the other half went in to the centre of Manchester to buy a M.E.N calender to send abroad & make the...

stevie1time

With your last breath

Whatever religion,belief or faith one may be..Hypothetically speaking....With your final breath on this world waiting the reaper ask's 'you have but one question and it will be answered' what would...

REDHEAD24

if u could do a pornographic film

and no one would ever find out it was u ( i know unlikely ) would you do one ? and wat would it involve ie if ur a woman would it be just a man or 2 men , or 2 women etc u get the picture im just...

funkymoped

its the first of December !

24 days till Santa empties his sack again !

funkymoped

today, on my way to work.

some dirty, smelly low life, threw a pot of curry at me and my son from a moving car. had i been able to get his number plate, i would have hunted him down and doused him in petrol before i had a...

wizard66

I am seriously thinking of ending my life...

any tips?????

mickyilly

Sexually satisfying chocolate bars

I once saw a programme where ladies were on the search for the most sexually satisfying chocolate bar. Toberlone was pretty high on the list. Anyone suggest anything else.....