We are coming to the end of paying for our mortgage and have been asked what we want to do with our title deeds. I have been given conflicting advice. So is it best to leave the deeds with the bank...
It was worst than flying somewhere, hungry, no loo. I had to hop off the bus mid journey and burst into a shop begging to use the loo! And I am working like the clappers so I can go early!!!! Did...
Watching the new daybreak on itv this, I just did not like it.
Have you seen it and what did you think???
Everyone has gone, even the weathergirl!!!...
A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible." "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel...
And come home from work in the dark.
Or you prefer the light evenings???
I don't mind the dark evenings especially when you're all cosied up inside in the warmth....
I have got a few whiskers coming up on my chin.
God what am I gonna do??
Start shaving???
What is causing these hairs to start sprouting now??
Where is the nearest circus! Lol....
Paddy is said to be shocked at finding out all his cows have Bluetongue. "Be Jeysus!" he said, "I didn't even know they had mobile phones _____________________________________________...
Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night. She undresses, lies on the bed spread-eagled and says "You know what I want, don't you?" "Yeah," says Paddy. "The whole...
Paddy and Murphy were talking one afternoon when Paddy tells Murphy, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I...
A farmer and his wife are given the gift of a parrot from a relative. The parrot being a male sneaks out and screws the next door neighbor's turkey and rushes back home before being caught in the act....
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of a parochial school in a very advanced state of agitation. "Father!" she cried, "just wait until you hear this"! The priest led...