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the lazy cow

... takes her first coffee break. ... slurp, slurp ...

Midge Bites...

Can anybody give me some tips how I can get rid of them, or at least get rid of the itching. I suffer terribly every year, just from the garden. They drive me insane. Many thanks

warpig3

How cool were you at school?

Take the test. http://www.sailinganarchy.com/general/2002/coo l_test.htm

flip_flop

Nicola Fisher (again)

Given that this fit and able 35 year old woman who chooses not to work has just received a ?50k windfall, what are the chances of her paying back all the benefits she has ponced off of us over the...

bensmum

Happy Birthday Cruella

Hope your day is as wonderful as you deserve xxxxxxx

lil123

I have to go to the family court today

Hi all. I have to go to court again today as my violent ex husband is wanting contact with our small son. To cut a very long story short he was granted contact but since as messed it up and started...

waterboatman

Good morning early birds!

The skyline is a blaze of red and orange, It's going to be a fine day here in Gloucestershire.

chris.bishop

Jelly Shoes

Does anyone know where I can buy some jelly shoes? I want to get them in a shop not from the internet as I want to try them on. I'm looking for cheap shoes suitable for 'wet landings' from a boat!

funnygirl

Can I freeeze mushrooms???

I have been given loads of mushrooms by my cousin and it is much more than I would buy for myself. So can I freeze them straightaway or have I got to blanch them???

NoMercy

Sunday Dinner

We're having Roast top rump, roast potatoes, yorkshire pud, carrots, peas, sprouts (purple ones), broccoli, asparagus, cabbage, runner beans and gravy. Got no horseradish, so I'll have to make do with...

what..the?

If you were on death row what would your:

1) last meal be? 2) last tv programme / film or music album to accompany your meal...? 3) last phonecall be to.... anyone in the world, family or famous?

Bbbananas

Is anyone going to get laid tonight...

... and if so, will it be worth the effort - or will you end up thinking you could have got to sleep half an hour earlier, or not missed a good half of Jonathan Ross?

im-dan.glee

Whats .........

Whats your favourite salad? I had a tropical salad a few days ago at the gay cafe and i must say i thought it was probably the best salad ive ever had. So what , when and where. Salla , salad that is...

waterboatman

good morning early birds!

It's been raining but it's dry now here in Gloucestershire. I wonder what the day holds!

Joy11

have you ever played ...Chinese Whispers

it's a laugh on a otherwise cold and dreary evening, shout me down if you have done on here before, it can get a tad rude and funny, all you have to do is follow with a sentence the person before...

pastafreak

Vote for me too.....please...

http://www.morrisons.co.uk/Family-Life/Pets/Ga llery/Cats/?ImageId=093131f5-35c8-4555-9fc3-fe 0ce9ffe747 Caspar.....cos I am a gorgeous BIG boy.... See what ya started,Wolf??

what..the?

Do blonde 'lady gardens' exist?

I'm a natural blonde head hair only I may point out. Do any blondes have blonde 'gardens' or is this some stupid thing created by men in pubs i.e. 'do the cuff's and collar match' I understand that...

zzxxee

getting rid of mice

have a few or maybe more nesting in the garage in an old armchair dont want to call renta kill they cost the earth, any suggetions on home made remidies???

anotheoldgit

Corries Easter rant at Christians.

http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/95201 /Outcry-over-Corrie-Ken-s-Easter-rant-at-Chris tians What would have been the response, if the storyline had happened to criticise the Muslim faith?...