I can't think of anywhere more appropriate for this question, so I'll just bung it in here... :) I'm planning a surprise 50th party for my mum's birthday in April and seeing as I have no experience of...
A man is sitting in the waiting room of his doctors thouroughly dejected cos he's got 2 black eyes, the next thing another man walks in with 2 black eyes, so he calls him over "what are the odds of...
I'm upset.... On another thread, someone has just said that I am nearly 40..... OK, I AM, but I really don't want to be reminded of the fact. I'm dreading it actually. But I suppose I am advertising...
I've been asked to organise a 'Secret Santa' for our department. For the life of me I can't figure out how to organise it to ensure no-one picks their own name! If I go to each individual and hold...
Who do you think is the best groomer on Ansbank? I think legendis.god is the best Advertises, gives out phone number and e-mail address but still nobody wants a haircut!!! :( :( :(
okay, i have an issue. everytime i hear the air raid siren i sort of break down a little, i start flushing really hot, get very scared and sometimes cry just becuase of this sound. i can't watch films...
Had a lovely big roast last night but theres a dish full of veg leftover - any ideas what to do with it, but not curry we had veg curry monday night and leftover veg curry tuesday night!! Its mainly...
First one up again am I? Having shared the breakfast toast with the cat I am now off to feed some more before I go in to work. Have a great day, see you all later XX
A lady in the local Co-Op asked me this afternoon if I would like to do a Bombay shuffle with her, I said yeah, but I'm not much of a dancer, (wrong answer )as everybody creased up, So what is a...
or more than enough of them at least, apparently comfortable with ridiculing men about the size of their manhood. The brother of a girl that was one of my tenants, has hung himself thanks to the...