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ha ha ha

husband says to wife come and have a look at this clock upstairs, as she got up there he pulled his trousers down, that's not a clock she said, it will be wen you put your hands and face on it replied...

Dr-Legend

jesus

What colour was jesus? Iknow this should be in religion. But i was already here.

4GS

The Apprentice

Just thought I'd let you know, it's NOT on tomorrow night. Apparently it's on tonight, 9 o clock BBC1 See y'all

EDITORS GIMP

a much deserved holiday

well guy n dolls its time for my holiday i am going to canada for a couple of weeks. please play nice while i am away i don't want to return and have to eject users of AB like i have been doing over...

4getmenot

Looks like

Isaacs gone

lubecki161

Why...

Are some peoples profile names Green??

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Want to feel full as soon as you begin eating � there could be a new pill just for you

Some of us are constantly struggling to stick to our diets and say 'no' to another biscuit, but a new pill taken once a day claims to help women drop two dress sizes in six months. It affects part of...

richee

am i an useless girlfriend?

im in one year relationship and living with my boyfriend now. my boyfriend always flirt with girls by texts and emails, we had argue about it, but he said he is doing it all the time and he wont do...

lawsanass

weight loss programme

Has anyone tried this diet and if so i would love to know how you got on, thanks...... www.diet2008.info

Dr-Legend

if ?

If today is the last day of your life . What is tomorrow?

scorpious321

traffic cops

When I watch this on tv and see stolen cars driving like mad men to get away from the police and put drivers and pedestrians in danger. When they are on the open road and no danger to anyone else...

andrea81

Bite the bullet!

Just requested to add a friend on Facebook that I haven't spoken to for years due to a bit of a miss understanding! (For want of a better word!) I now have butterflies wondering if the rift will mean...

puddicat

what is your oldest kitchen utensil

Was in the kitchen using my trusty grater while washing looked at the date and it was 1962, and i have a colander from 1957, acquired them from the scrapyard when i worked in supply in the royal air...

isac-hunt

hi gang

i have just received an e-mail from the Editor telling me to behave or suffer the consequences so this is the new me hope you all have a good day. love isac

888sally888

8.18 and No Good Morning

Where is everyone? BigMamma, Bensmum - where is the good morning thread (or have I missed it!!!!!!!!) Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooo?

Chaos Faery

Butter Dish

I have a glass butter dish identical to that used by my grandparents 40yrs ago. I have always put the butter in the deep part, as they did, and used the shallow one as the lid. Recently a friend...

pastafreak

Trash trout(ruined dinner)update

as some may know-last week I got some lovely trout fillets fromS*********'s......well in date on the pack....only to be knocked over by the whif when I opened the pack!!!....taking advice from another...

cazzz1975

Cadbury's Trivia

1) Name something you always run out of quickly? 2) What type of washing line do you own? 3) Who or what do you like to google on a regular basis? 4) Do you have a Driveway? 5) How long do you spend...

funkymoped

hands up

who just watched "THE SOUND OF MUSIC" ?? was it by choice, or were you bound and gagged like me, and FORCED to watch it ??? :-)

hammerman

Who's having a roast today

Poxy weather down south....end of May bank holiday monday and where i'd usually have a few mates around for a BBQ, we're having a full roast !!!! You really can't beat it though. Incidently...it's...

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