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mccfluff
anyone cheer me up? two thirds of my department got made redundant today and its been a bit of a sad day i've just got back in and i feel really low. i miss them already - am i just a saddo?
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Ice.Maiden
I see MI5 or ^ are advertising for "spies" again. Think you could do it?
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legend758
damn them ............................................ foools .............................. damn them all to hell .......... ever since they sorted the inform you by email a few days ago im now...
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logic
Doctor: I have good news and bad news. Patient: Go with the good news first. Doctor: You have 24 hours to live. Patient: What!?! How about the bad news? Doctor: Um... I forgot to tell you yesterday
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knobbynonuty
That is what al murray just said in his happy hour. So what doe you do when sometimes you drink a lot of beer or of course spirits and wine etc etc etc. And please do not keep it clean. And gonzy you...
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legend758
just saw end of eastenders ................................................... and ....................................... fat pat ....................... is moving to spain !!!!!! hope its the...
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looobylooo
when your takeaway arrives, do you tip the delivery lad ? if so, what do you usually give? thanks, i was just wondering ... :o)
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redheadisbac
phwoarr - do they have any conventions / speacial clubs i can join so i could mix with these fine specimens of men ?? thanks
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3ight8ball
Will people stop giving bad advice out! Unless they know it works i suggest they keep their cakeholes shut. Real Talk.
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barneyboo
I posted a comment the other day about not receiving a reference from an old school teacher. Just to say that I have just got one back and am absolutely thrilled. She has written a two page glowing...
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3ight8ball
Iv just let my 18 month child eat some spicy beef mulligawny soup from a china plate and he's only gone and spilt it all over my open laptop! O DEEEEEAR!
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Richie1976
Why's it taking so long for lunch time to arrive? I soo hungry I could a scabby cow with a chapped ass betweeen two p1ssy mattresses.
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logic
And it's a bloody miserable one athat, windy, cold wet, And it's still early, i can't stand the damn rotten mornings, And the wifes gone to work all cheerful and singing, there ought to be a law...
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bigmamma
Friday ! How is everyone today , isn't it dark still ?xxxxx
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DONNAKEBABUK
Good morning you guys. My back is a little better thanks to you all for your good wishes. Katie. x
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PatriciaH
Happy birthday mrs !! dont go eating tooooo many cakes now ! lots of love for a lovely day... Trish XXXXXXX
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10ClarionSt
I withdraw nothing, nor make any apologies for my statements about Alan Hansens conduct in 1978 after he moved to Liverpool. There is no confusion between him and the guy from St. Louis. Do me a...
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devil99
just booked for tenerife on tuesday!! got nothing ready but am very excited, just had to tell someone!!
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redcrx
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/mar/27/us a hmm i think this has got to be a wind up. yes it may well be possible under some circumstances, but in this instance Id say its a fake. what does...
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legend758
wots for lunch ?

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