Subject: Burns TAE A FART Oh whit a sleekit horrible beastie Lurks in yer belly efter the feastie Jist as ye sit doon among yer kin There sterts tae stir an enormous win' The neeps 'n' tatties 'n'...
I am taking a girl out for a meal tonight. I want to subtly suggest that we need to sleep together for me to take the relationship seriously and for it to progress. I myself have no intention of...
Is eating alot of bread bad for you? I've just realised that I'm on my 8th slice of toast today =S I don't usually eat that much. I thinks it's a nervous anxiety thing, I have an exam tomorrow. xx
I've just started using contact lenses today, and it feels so alien and uncomfortable. How long does it take to get used to using them? I have great difficulty in putting them on my lens, i can't help...
Hi everyone What did you want to be when you were growing up. Dont dare laugh I wanted to be a Ballet Dancer or a Nun Well I have two left feet so that was the dancing put paid to And a NUN.?...
how heavy are you ??? i weighted myself last night... 178lb. or 12 stone 10lb. since i was about 16 ive been roughly the same weight, give or take a couple of pounds ! as most of you will have...
do men take so long to have a dump? why do they have to do it at work in shard loos? and why dont they flush the loo after them? and yes i know not all men are like this. just the 2 gimps who work...
American comedy love it or hate it? Friends is this purile tosh for 20 somethings , or do you think its just kack ? Whos better band the who or the stones ? Ugliest babe magnet mick jagger or peter...
I can't quite believe the latest on Lenny Kravitz. For the last 3 years he's been living in a nookie-free zone. It only surprises me because he's such a ladies man. He has been with some of the...