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the arab
me want move england but need marry woman. what woman i marry. can english woman good cook?
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leelapops
Anyone ever tried this? How effective did you find it in alleviating short-term stress? Or is the benefit of its use 'all in the mind'? x
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alinic
Subject: Burns TAE A FART Oh whit a sleekit horrible beastie Lurks in yer belly efter the feastie Jist as ye sit doon among yer kin There sterts tae stir an enormous win' The neeps 'n' tatties 'n'...
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Pol Pot
I am taking a girl out for a meal tonight. I want to subtly suggest that we need to sleep together for me to take the relationship seriously and for it to progress. I myself have no intention of...
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bobtheturkey
out
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babybombo
Is eating alot of bread bad for you? I've just realised that I'm on my 8th slice of toast today =S I don't usually eat that much. I thinks it's a nervous anxiety thing, I have an exam tomorrow. xx
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dabees
I've just started using contact lenses today, and it feels so alien and uncomfortable. How long does it take to get used to using them? I have great difficulty in putting them on my lens, i can't help...
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bananie
do you think that this week has/is the most depressing of the year?
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redheadisbac
here is one of my fav films grease 2 and one of my fav scenes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2Ic-d8ldAQ
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angel12
im of to my bed. if we ever find out why fellas sh*t stinks and it takes so long let me know. see you in the morning.
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MONTCRIEFF49
trade in traffic children wats your opinions i htink its awful [think] wats our worlds coming too x
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flolo
Hi everyone What did you want to be when you were growing up. Dont dare laugh I wanted to be a Ballet Dancer or a Nun Well I have two left feet so that was the dancing put paid to And a NUN.?...
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FKNelectro
love it or hate it?
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funkymoped
how heavy are you ??? i weighted myself last night... 178lb. or 12 stone 10lb. since i was about 16 ive been roughly the same weight, give or take a couple of pounds ! as most of you will have...
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angel12
do men take so long to have a dump? why do they have to do it at work in shard loos? and why dont they flush the loo after them? and yes i know not all men are like this. just the 2 gimps who work...
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christine847
Cadburys choccy eggs I mean! I bite the top off and lick out the middle yuuummmmy!
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i.am.legend
American comedy love it or hate it? Friends is this purile tosh for 20 somethings , or do you think its just kack ? Whos better band the who or the stones ? Ugliest babe magnet mick jagger or peter...
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Zammo
I can't quite believe the latest on Lenny Kravitz. For the last 3 years he's been living in a nookie-free zone. It only surprises me because he's such a ladies man. He has been with some of the...
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Pol Pot
Stalin was already taken so had to go with this one
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Nose Hair
who wants a free pearl necklace?

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